Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Squonk on February 27, 2004, 11:27:32 AM

Title: sharing
Post by: Squonk on February 27, 2004, 11:27:32 AM
A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating
there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what The
admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple who have been through a lot
together, probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order
with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
the tray. There was one hamburger,one order of French fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half. He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
between them.
As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get
restless.
Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All
they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his French fries one young man stood and came over
to the old couples' table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat.
The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing
everything.
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something
to eat.
This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything
together.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a
napkin the young man could stand it no longer.
Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being
politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.
Ma'am, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything. What is it
that you are waiting for?" She answered......
"The teeth".
Title: sharing
Post by: OldBloke on February 27, 2004, 11:31:09 AM
:lmfao: N1. :D
Title: sharing
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2004, 12:02:42 PM
Eurgh!!!

Nice one :D
Title: sharing
Post by: DuVeL on February 27, 2004, 12:09:22 PM
Haha, LOL.  :D  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Title: sharing
Post by: Jamoe on February 27, 2004, 01:05:31 PM
lmao, didnt see that one coming lol

Jamoe
Title: sharing
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 27, 2004, 02:39:57 PM
lmfao!!

 :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Good one Squonk!!!
Title: sharing
Post by: sheepy on February 27, 2004, 05:41:32 PM
lol