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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: OldBloke on March 10, 2004, 02:16:35 PM

Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: OldBloke on March 10, 2004, 02:16:35 PM
This is truly a heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some builders. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race ...

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house there. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them rough diamond types, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her
feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing £5. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all
the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the clerk was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own wage packet at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house." "My goodness gracious," said the clerk, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless c**ts at B & Q manage to deliver the f*cking plasterboard.
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: DarkAngel on March 10, 2004, 02:43:55 PM
:lmfao: lol n1
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: Jamoe on March 10, 2004, 02:48:15 PM
:lmfao:


Jamoe
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: DuVeL on March 10, 2004, 03:30:14 PM
:lmfao: Haha, nice 1  :D
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: Peppster on March 10, 2004, 03:42:56 PM
:lmfao:  :lmfao: good one :worship:
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: smite on March 10, 2004, 04:21:46 PM
:D  :D Nice
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: Doorman on March 10, 2004, 10:27:41 PM
Every once in a while........................Something makes my missus laugh :D
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: A Twig on March 10, 2004, 10:48:59 PM
:lmfao:
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: Dingo on March 10, 2004, 10:55:22 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Mar 10 2004, 10:27 PM
Every once in a while........................Something makes my missus laugh :D


Glad to hear you don't undress in front of her too often then D!!  ;)  :D  :D
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: MAD_ness on March 10, 2004, 10:58:41 PM
:lmfao:

nice one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Truly heartwarming
Post by: Stryker on March 11, 2004, 09:30:24 AM
My little one is like that.  Over hears me swear once and before you know it she's f'in and blinding all day.
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