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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Doorman on October 18, 2002, 09:39:46 AM

Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on October 18, 2002, 09:39:46 AM
Let's be clear about this, christmas ain't what it used to be.  :(

(1).wav]http://www.finnglish.co.uk/xmas[1](1).wav (http://www.finnglish.co.uk/xmas%5B1)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 18, 2002, 06:02:40 PM
Who's Christmas and why would I want to know that sordid information anyway?  :lol:

TL.  8)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smilodon on October 18, 2002, 08:05:35 PM
Mr. Jebediah Doorman you are an evil thieving git. That was my wav.

You stole it from me when I posted it on the old NsL forum... after having stolen it myself from another message forum  :?:  :?:

Hmmmmmmmm I appear to have verballed myself into a corner from which I cannot escape. I feel the need for a coat and an exit :(
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 18, 2002, 09:36:46 PM
WARNING for all London peeps:

Sperm-like creature spotted in coat making way from corner towards exit...Beware....... :lol:

TL.  8)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: MisterEggs on October 18, 2002, 10:33:12 PM
Ah, the incorrigible Chris Morris  :D  England's finest exponent of surrealist comedy since that Monty Python bloke.
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on October 18, 2002, 11:24:47 PM
QuoteNeutron"]Mr. Jebediah Doorman you are an evil thieving git. That was my wav :(

Never mind getting all possessive about a .wav file. You've just blown my cover as an obtainer of original stuff!  :evil:
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smilodon on October 19, 2002, 02:21:47 AM
Hats of to you for keeping a copy Doorman (or should I say -=[dMw]=-Doorman sir)...........which is more than I did  :oops:
And it's not a sperm like creature at all...although now you come to mention it.......

Ironically my little piccy actually has the exact opposite effect to sperm. Any guesses? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? (misquote)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 19, 2002, 08:53:03 AM
Challenge accepted - your avatar is the standard textbook picture of the infamous Ebola virus.  What do I win though :wink:

Ebola (for those that haven't heard of it) is a bloody nasty little virus that most often causes you to bleed very slowly to death - kinda of like overdosing on paracetamol except much worse.  

Try to imagine having a raging fever, intense stomach cramps, your kidneys & liver shutting down, DEFCON 1 diarrhoea and endless vomiting.  The black substance that you are ejecting from your body through the projectile diarrhoea and vomiting is actually quite liquid, it is a mix of cell tissue being broken down by the virus, the virus itself and fresh, red arterial blood.  You are quite literally turning yourself inside out.  :cry:

Personally I'd prefer to play RONIN again, death was quicker.

Dr TL.  8)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smilodon on October 19, 2002, 09:25:37 AM
8O

I want a new piccy please. I thought it was that jolly helpful Microsoft paperclip.
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on October 19, 2002, 01:11:21 PM
lol  :D
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 19, 2002, 03:07:53 PM
QuoteNeutron"]8O
I want a new piccy please. I thought it was that jolly helpful Microsoft paperclip.
Hows about using Jimmy Neutron?
(http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/j/images/jimmy-neutron.jpg)
Or the basic sub-atomic model of a neutron?  And for those that reckon this is an atom with electrons wizzing round forget it - the yellow things are actually a single  Up Quark and 2 Down Quarks, so there....... :lol:
(http://www.science-tech.nmstc.ca/english/schoolzone/images/neutron.gif)

Oh well, hope these are of interest to your new avatar search..... :D .

TL.  8)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smite on October 19, 2002, 09:24:43 PM
You SAD sad sad sad sad..............


SAD Man a life i think you need
Go on go get one ill be waiting here for you...i expect more of the Battle lord
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smilodon on October 19, 2002, 09:42:21 PM
And there was me thinking all three were charm quarks. I feel such a fool  :(
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: DogMeat on October 20, 2002, 01:06:26 AM
Why not just change your name to Ebola?
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 20, 2002, 08:16:49 AM
QuoteWhy not just change your name to Ebola?
What a brilliant idea - that would give him an automatic excuse for the morning after the night before's curry and beer session  8O

TL.  8)

PS  Why didn't the Strange, Top and Bottom Quarks get a mention huh?
Just remember to keep your quarks in the right order:  Top, Charm, Up, Down, Strange, Bottom.  There, now you know  :?
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 20, 2002, 08:21:34 AM
QuoteYou SAD sad sad sad sad..............SAD Man a life i think you need. Go on go get one ill be waiting here for you...i expect more of the Battle lord
Dear Battle Lord-in-Waiting
I am I being chastised for knowing that the avatar was Ebola, or for seeking out new avatars for Neutron and mention Quarks?  BTW the latter is a damn good bar I hear, but you have to watch you get the right change though  :lol:
Boomshanka
TL.  8)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: OldBloke on October 20, 2002, 11:05:04 AM
Quark, Strangeness and Charm.

Hawkwind anyone?
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: DogMeat on October 20, 2002, 11:54:20 AM
I've seen Stacia's tits.  Do I qualify?
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: JB on October 20, 2002, 01:02:59 PM
That would surely depend on who Stacia was and if we could all see them. 8O
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 20, 2002, 01:53:24 PM
I guess that would depend - I mean with this many in the Clan we need some serious viewing accomodation.  How big are the tits Doggers? :lol:
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on October 20, 2002, 02:01:16 PM
What ARE you lot talking about?  :?
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 20, 2002, 02:05:56 PM
I have no idea either, but hey, it sounded like JB's idea had potential, OK?  :lol:
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: OldBloke on October 20, 2002, 02:06:33 PM
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~hwind/lyr/qsc.htm (http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~hwind/lyr/qsc.htm)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: DogMeat on October 20, 2002, 02:10:58 PM
QuoteThat would surely depend on who Stacia was and if we could all see them. 8O

http://www.angel.dk/hawkwind/Pages/HawkCol_08A.html (http://www.angel.dk/hawkwind/Pages/HawkCol_08A.html)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 20, 2002, 02:15:48 PM
JB, sorry, but it looks like their may not be much demand for those Stacia tickets - looks like she's gone public already  8O

Anyway, I'm not sure if we could have got a room that big  :lol:

TL.  8)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: JB on October 20, 2002, 02:24:35 PM
Urggh...tbh i think you can keep those big floppy boobies to yourself.
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smilodon on October 20, 2002, 10:50:08 PM
From Chris Morris sound waves to floppy boobies in 25 posts....I don't know whether to be impressed or very very afraid  :?:
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on October 21, 2002, 08:29:29 AM
Be very afraid. Still haven't seen you on the server Greg. Come on, they're a gentle bunch, crazy maybe but gentle.
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: DogMeat on October 21, 2002, 10:15:37 AM
QuoteNeutron"]From Chris Morris sound waves to floppy boobies in 25 posts....I don't know whether to be impressed or very very afraid  :?:

I'm surprised it took that long.  We normally get to floppy boobies in under 10 posts.  Must be Post LAN Stress Disorder kicking in...
 :P
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: smilodon on October 21, 2002, 10:35:35 AM
Hit your server last night Doorman. I came I saw  I got  the sun in my eyes and sand in my gun and my boots hurt and I couldn't find the refreshment  stand and the loos were locked and stuff. Otherwise I would have been I337 honest.

Sigh, I hope all that were there enjoyed riddling me with bullets again and again and again. I certainly enjoyed providing the target practice.  :)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on November 04, 2002, 08:53:53 PM
If you remember back in the mists of time, this thread started with a Christmas theme. To carry on in the same vein vane or vain take your kids to this cemetary.


(http://www.finnglish.co.uk/howToBeMeanToKids.jpg)
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on December 05, 2002, 12:14:17 PM
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Title: Replacement post. Hope it doesn't offend.
Post by: Doorman on December 06, 2002, 01:41:56 PM
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the males actually join in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!" Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer mat and held it up to him. William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am".

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers
Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.

"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: MAD_ness on December 07, 2002, 07:19:02 PM
hope you'll keep posting your jokes m8
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Christmas is coming.
Post by: Doorman on December 08, 2002, 11:59:59 AM
You don't get rid of me that easy. I am STILL a member of this forum. Albeit not the 'members' bit.  :)