I'm off down the pub!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :coolio: :coolio:
can I come?
Yup!
I just got into work. I got to bed at 3. My face hurts. I'm wearing yesterdays clothes. I smell. I have lots of work to do. I'm giving up drinking. For the next hour at least.
QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@Mar 19 2004, 12:21 PM
I just got into work. I got to bed at 3. My face hurts. I'm wearing yesterdays clothes. I smell. I have lots of work to do. I'm giving up drinking. For the next hour at least.
So nothing new there then? :whistle: :devil: :lmfao:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the average speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of wine eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
Zok, I like your reasoning and will act upon it. :D Unfortunately, buffalo haven't got any faster over the last 'God knows' how long. Even racehorses haven't improved by much, if at all, despite having the expertise of trainers. Thought I'd throw that in. :whistle:
The only problem with that theory is when man got involved and just killed any buffalo and large numbers of them, in fact nearly to extinction which is in fact closer to what alcohol does.
That quote was from Cheers if I remember correctly. A classic if ever there was one.
ARe buffalos extincted yet? :blink:
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
My turn to hold the door open I think!
I'm getting my coat Boss :D