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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 18, 2004, 09:47:07 PM

Title: Oh Well
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 18, 2004, 09:47:07 PM
I'm off down the pub!! :cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :coolio:  :coolio:
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Post by: Stryker on March 18, 2004, 09:55:18 PM
can I come?
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 07:05:14 AM
Yup!
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Post by: Benny on March 19, 2004, 12:21:57 PM
I just got into work. I got to bed at 3. My face hurts. I'm wearing yesterdays clothes. I smell. I have lots of work to do. I'm giving up drinking. For the next hour at least.
Title: Oh Well
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 12:35:58 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@Mar 19 2004, 12:21 PM
I just got into work. I got to bed at 3. My face hurts. I'm wearing yesterdays clothes. I smell. I have lots of work to do. I'm giving up drinking. For the next hour at least.
So nothing new there then? :whistle:  :devil:  :lmfao:
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Post by: Zok on March 19, 2004, 02:10:45 PM
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the average speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of wine eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
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Post by: Doorman on March 19, 2004, 02:37:28 PM
Zok, I like your reasoning and will act upon it.  :D Unfortunately, buffalo haven't got any faster over the last 'God knows' how long. Even racehorses haven't improved by much, if at all, despite having the expertise of trainers.   Thought I'd throw that in.  :whistle:
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 02:44:38 PM
The only problem with that theory is when man got involved and just killed any buffalo and large numbers of them, in fact nearly to extinction which is in fact closer to what alcohol does.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 02:52:00 PM
That quote was from Cheers if I remember correctly. A classic if ever there was one.
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Post by: DuVeL on March 19, 2004, 04:09:05 PM
ARe buffalos extincted yet?  :blink:
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 04:22:02 PM
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

 :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Title: Oh Well
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 04:29:50 PM
My turn to hold the door open I think!
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 04:53:27 PM
I'm getting my coat Boss :D