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Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: TeaLeaf on March 19, 2004, 07:49:11 AM
Benny?

Nope.

According to this article (http://www.theregister.com/content/54/36274.html) the answer is closer to home.

TL.
Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: Doorman on March 19, 2004, 08:17:01 AM
I always said a few germs wont kill you. When I was a kid, if you dropped a sweet on the floor you picked it up, wiped it on your jersey (yes, jersey) and popped it back in your mouth. Then you had to pass it on to your sister! By 'eck times were 'ard in my day.
Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: Zok on March 19, 2004, 08:31:51 AM
suppose now you wipe it on your cardi
Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 08:34:08 AM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:

Over to you Ron :D
Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: Dingo on March 19, 2004, 08:36:52 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Mar 19 2004, 08:17 AM
I always said a few germs wont kill you. When I was a kid, if you dropped a sweet on the floor you picked it up, wiped it on your jersey (yes, jersey) and popped it back in your mouth. Then you had to pass it on to your sister! By 'eck times were 'ard in my day.
I know what you mean Ron.....when we dropped a sweet in our house the Butler or Maid would pick it up and throw it into the street......where thre poor kids would pick it up, wipe it on their jersey and pop it into their mouths!!  :whistle:  :devil:
Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: Doorman on March 19, 2004, 08:45:57 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Zok@Mar 19 2004, 08:31 AM
suppose now you wipe it on your cardi
I wouldn't wipe anything on my cardi that I had to put in my mouth! (I can see where this is going, please can we stop it now?) You haven't seen the state of my cardi. :dribble:
Title: Who Has the Dirtiest Computer?
Post by: Doorman on March 19, 2004, 08:49:35 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Dingo@Mar 19 2004, 08:36 AM
I know what you mean Ron.....when we dropped a sweet in our house the Butler or Maid would pick it up and throw it into the street......where thre poor kids would pick it up, wipe it on their jersey and pop it into their mouths!!  :whistle:  :devil:
Now this I know is blatantly untrue. We could never afford the bus fare to get to your street. In fact buses weren't allowed up your street, only taxis.  :(