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Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 11:41:39 AM

Two fish in a tank

One says to the other

How do you change the gears

Badum Ching!!

Eye fank Ewe!

/me gets coat and leaves.

Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 11:43:38 AM

me holds door open for you <_<

Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: DuVeL on March 19, 2004, 12:03:02 PM

Me kicks him out of the door opend by BB

Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 01:04:00 PM

Thanks DuVeL.

There you go peeps, teamwork at it's best. Eye thenk ewe

Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 01:14:32 PM

Ok Ok I can take a hint!

/Shouted over shoulder on the way out

Two Sasuages in a Pan

One said God its hot in here

The other one said bloody hell a talking sasuage

and the coup de gras

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and after a while they get married.
The ceremony was rubbish, but the Reception was Brilliant.

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: DuVeL on March 19, 2004, 01:58:23 PM

*BB now slams the door and DuVeL calls the police to say that he weird babbeling freak is out again.

Title: Short But Sweet
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 02:01:08 PM

HA! I fart in your general direction!

May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits!!

/me runs away quickly to avaiod being arrested

Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 19, 2004, 11:41:39 AM