Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: DuVeL on March 30, 2004, 12:03:45 PM

Title: joke
Post by: DuVeL on March 30, 2004, 12:03:45 PM
A woman is already more then a month in a coma. Nurses wash her body daily and until one washes her private parts she notices a reaction on the monitor.
When in the afternoon the husband arrives to visit her they say: It might be a bit odd but we believe that when you’d have oral sex with her she’ll get out of the coma. Since it’s your wife we’d like you to take care of it.
The husband doesn’t feel a bit for it but agrees if the nurses and so give him privacy and he enters the room where his wife is in. A few minutes later the nurses see a flat line and no more pulse.
The nurses run into the room and see the man standing and putting up his pants and hear him say: I think she choked!!!!!!
Title: joke
Post by: ChimpBoy on March 30, 2004, 12:48:15 PM
Jokes section?
Title: joke
Post by: A Twig on March 30, 2004, 03:06:42 PM
:withstupid:
Title: joke
Post by: DuVeL on March 30, 2004, 05:17:20 PM
It's banter aswell. Ahwell, dear mister forumadmin, plz remove this post to the jokesection, ty.
Title: joke
Post by: Stryker on March 31, 2004, 12:41:40 PM
ROFLMAO!