Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Doorman on October 26, 2002, 03:18:16 PM

Title: Weakest link
Post by: Doorman on October 26, 2002, 03:18:16 PM
Are you the weakest link?

Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time. Answer all of them immediately.

OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?
GO!!! (Scroll down)










First Question:
You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?



















Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.























To answer the second question, don't take as much time you took for the first question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?






















Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?















You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.

What is the total?


Scroll down for answer..



















Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right.


















Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!


Good-bye!!!
Title: Weakest link
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2002, 03:28:50 PM
You utter ba***rd!
Title: Re: Weakest link
Post by: smite on October 26, 2002, 03:35:44 PM
QuoteThird Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.

What is the total?


Now this one had me completely
Very Good
Title: Weakest link
Post by: Stryker on October 26, 2002, 04:20:16 PM
god smite, you got 4100 toes?
Title: Weakest link
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 26, 2002, 05:01:28 PM
Nice one Albert  :lol:  :lol:

BTW, Smite had to take his jocket shorts off to do the math bit  8O

TL.  8)
Title: Weakest link
Post by: OldBloke on October 26, 2002, 05:51:15 PM
QuoteBTW, Smite had to take his jocket shorts off to do the math bit 8O

TL. 8)

His what?
Title: Weakest link
Post by: albert on October 26, 2002, 06:08:49 PM
QuoteNice one Albert :lol: :lol:

BTW, Smite had to take his jocket shorts off to do the math bit 8O

TL. 8)

Thanks TL, what'd I do? Doorman posted this, embarassingly simple little puzzle, all correct for me so up yours Anne  :D  

Got The Mary one and the last in the race one wrong actually.   :smash:
Title: Weakest link
Post by: smilodon on October 27, 2002, 02:14:34 AM
I faired well. However it is 3am (2am GMT) and I am very drunk. Had I taken the test tomorrow morning I would have made a complete TANGO of it by actually thinking about the questions.

Being utterly pissed obviously clears the bain tubes as the real answer to question two  is first place.
The only way you can overtake the last man is by lapping him. Therefore you were in first place before you lapped him and still in first place after you lapped him.  Ah but wait a bit......who says he's been lapped by the first place runner? I might be in second place and be the second runner to lap him...or third or forth......in fact I could be at any position only dependant on how many runners there are. So the answer is I am in any position except last. And if that's so then what about the first question? If I overtook the second place runner I might be in say eighteenth place but just unlapping myself from the second place runner and and ........I need my bed. Goodnight :?

(Sunday morning -  Christ did I really write all that waffle? Sorry. They were some cool questions and the only reason I got them right was that I was taking so much time over them (being drunk) so technically I guess I wasn't  answering them quickly enough. The proof being with the fact that I'm still struggling to work out why its 4100 ???)
Title: Weakest link
Post by: smite on October 27, 2002, 03:23:13 PM
QuoteNeutron"]The proof being with the fact that I'm still struggling to work out why its 4100 ???)


40 + 30 + 20 + 10 = 100   ........not 1000

Yep i struggled with that one even when i got the calculator out and it showed 4100...... clunk clunk gears working.....ahhhhh now i get it
Title: Weakest link
Post by: smilodon on October 27, 2002, 06:02:54 PM
yeah got it now. worrying thing was that last night I got it right but got it wrong when I had another look this morning :oops: