We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any woman
naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So,
this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to walk out
of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in garden chairs
in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to
demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their
wives and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban and
Al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or any
similar beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al
Qaeda sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God Defend England
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
im so lookin forward to saturday!!!!
LOL Sheepy,
We could have Queen - "Bicycle Girls" playing in the background. :)
Good 1 sheepy, we allready had it in the Nl aswell and I can asure you, I was sitting in front of the yard and what a lovely scenery. Especially my neighbourgirl :dribble:
i would give my eye teath to see my neighbours daughter naked
QuoteOriginally posted by sheepy@May 7 2004, 09:11 PM
i would give my eye teath to see my neighbours daughter naked
No you wouldn't. Naked women are ten a'penny. Eye teeth are less common.
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BUT U HAVNT SEEN HER
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@May 7 2004, 09:59 PM
No you wouldn't. Naked women are ten a'penny. Eye teeth are less common. Can I have a £1:00's worth please? I promise I won't look at them all at once. (it would see me off) :o
good job sheepy. i think we are all looking forward to saturday now :)
damn rain i think it put them all off!!!
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