http://www.robotduck.com/dcr/smiley/index.htm (http://www.robotduck.com/dcr/smiley/index.htm)
You fell foul of:
4 loch ness monsters
1 caber
3 kilts
2 bearded scottish blokes
1 thistle
3 scottie dogs
1 whisky
3 haggis
After 12 pints.
The worlds most dangerous pub?
A warning to anyone having a Bacardi and coke in Australia
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