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Title: Beckham
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on June 25, 2004, 01:19:11 PM

Beckham walks up to a vending machine, puts 50p in and a can comes falling out. He puts another 50p in and another can comes falling out. He puts ANOTHER 50p in and another can comes falling out. He carries on doing this and after a while a long queue of people has formed behind him. A man finally plucks up the courage and walks up to Beckham and says, "Excuse me, but what are you doing!?". Beckham raises his hand and says, "Shut up, I'm winning!".

Title: Beckham
Post by: target on June 27, 2004, 02:06:05 PM

Victoria Beckham has just broken the world gang bang record!

Her bald ******** (insert here as you see fit) just screwed the entire country in 120 minutes! :devil:

Title: Beckham
Post by: Bunce on June 27, 2004, 02:41:25 PM

You'll NEVER guess whats just landed in my back garden!!!

Beckhams penalty!

Title: Beckham
Post by: DuVeL on June 27, 2004, 10:26:56 PM

Nice 3. Bunze, yours is excellent. :lmfao: :D :lmfao:

Title: Beckham
Post by: Cannon Fodder on June 28, 2004, 06:35:36 PM

I never can win on those things...

BUT i can win on gumball machines!

:lmfao:

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