A man marries a blond because shes hot. After their hunny moon, they go home. The man goes to work. When he arrives home, his wife comes up to him and says, "hunny, the lights dont work in the hallway." He says, "What does it look like? Do I have electrition written on my head?"
The next day he goes to work and returns home. His wife comes up and says, "The toliet doesnt work." the guy says, "What, do I have plumber written on my head?"
Next day the man goes to work and comes back. The wife comes up to him and says, "Honny, the walls are cracked!" he says, "What, Do I have carpentder written on my head?"
The next day, the man goes to work. When he comes home, he looks and the toliet works, the lights work, and the walls are fixed. He finds his wife and ask her, "Honny, all the stuff isnt broken... What happened?"
So she says, "I was sitting on the porch crying about my troubles when a hobo came up to me. He ask me what was wrong and I told him all the stuff was broken. So he made me an offer. He would fix them for either a nice big cake or if I would have sex with him."
So the man ask, "What type of cake did you make him?"
She says, "What? Do I have betty crocker written on my forhead!?"