Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: FBG on November 12, 2002, 03:07:29 PM

Title: guns and children
Post by: FBG on November 12, 2002, 03:07:29 PM
This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
 broadcaster and Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy
 Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when
 they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD:

We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD:

I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
 children?

GENERAL REINWALD:

I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
 even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD:

Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview was over.
Title: guns and children
Post by: sheepy on November 12, 2002, 03:28:33 PM
bloody brilient
Title: guns and children
Post by: smite on November 12, 2002, 08:53:59 PM
:stupid: What he said but spelt properly.
Title: guns and children
Post by: MAD_ness on November 14, 2002, 06:46:44 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: .......how to make friends and influence people!!!!!