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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 08:50:17 AM

Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 08:50:17 AM
Go on! Guess!

Look here (http://www.sutherlandweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dmw/images/Badger.jpg) and here (http://www.sutherlandweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dmw/images/Badger2.jpg) if you can't guess.

Go here (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) for sound effects  :devil:
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: OldBloke on July 28, 2004, 09:50:36 AM
Give us a clue. ;)
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Benny on July 28, 2004, 09:55:29 AM
Kill it, it's a witch. Kill it until it's dead.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 09:57:06 AM
Aw it was just a young one :)

Really not timid at all. Quite happily trotted past me and my daughter to reach the bread. Must have been within 3 feet of us. Very cheeky :)
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Cadaver on July 28, 2004, 10:01:19 AM
You won't be saying that when the little bugger brings his mates back and rips up your lawn looking for worms  ;)
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 10:02:35 AM
Nope, I shall then say:

"Kill it, it's a witch. Kill it until it's dead."

 :devil:

but today he was cute :)
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Dr Sadako on July 28, 2004, 12:55:25 PM
Actually badgers can be quite vicious and they can bite. If I were you I would be a bit more careful. If it gets irritated it doesn't fear to attack humans.
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Post by: Zok on July 28, 2004, 12:57:35 PM
From cuddly critter to evil beast in just 6 posts
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Post by: Benny on July 28, 2004, 01:06:46 PM
Get a Davey Crocket hat and see if you can lure it into performing in some 'specialist' videos.

Then kill it again.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: BigFatCat on July 28, 2004, 02:50:12 PM
Good to see parenthood has made Benny realise the more mature and sensible aspects of life these days.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 05:26:09 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Sadako@Jul 28 2004, 12:55 PM
Actually badgers can be quite vicious and they can bite. If I were you I would be a bit more careful. If it gets irritated it doesn't fear to attack humans.
if you think badgers are bad just wait until you are a parent  :ph34r:
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on July 28, 2004, 05:30:51 PM
The scarey thing is that Benny is a parent.

We had badgers in the garden of a house I lived in in leics. Hours of viewing in the evenings.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Jamoe on July 28, 2004, 06:22:01 PM
if u get bored send em this way, plenty of milk and dog food for them....


as long as thhey stop the cats from pooping in my garden  :angry:
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Benny on July 28, 2004, 11:46:40 PM
What's wrong with you freakshows, evolution. The only way it can get better is if you kill it.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Maus on July 29, 2004, 12:36:13 AM
Badgers are cute until you get close enough to see their claws.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Benny on July 29, 2004, 09:15:29 AM
Cute? The only way badgers are cute is if they are baked in a pie and eaten by something fluffly, like a polar bear.
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on July 29, 2004, 09:32:06 AM
Do I gather from the general tone of your posts that you dislike badgers somewhat Benny?
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: target on July 29, 2004, 11:01:38 AM
As much as it pains me to say:









I'm with Benny on this one :ph34r:
Title: Guess who was in my garden last night?
Post by: Doorman on July 29, 2004, 11:10:14 AM
I don't have badgers but I do have the next one down. :whistle:
(http://www.finnglish.co.uk/Stuff/Hedgie.jpg)