Dead Men Walking

dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Dingo on August 04, 2004, 07:56:00 AM

Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Dingo on August 04, 2004, 07:56:00 AM
Have a good one :hapbday:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :hapbday:  :thumbsup:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Dr Sadako on August 04, 2004, 07:58:46 AM
Happy Birthday Steve!  :hapbday:  :dmw:  :huggy:  :beer:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Grimnar on August 04, 2004, 08:23:59 AM
Congratz m8

 :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:  :beer:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Zok on August 04, 2004, 08:38:16 AM
(http://www.hadasyleyendas.com/squonk/squonk-imagen2.jpg)

Happy Birthday you oink :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2004, 08:57:01 AM
QuoteThe saddest beast we have heard about so far is the squonk. As it lives only in the hemlock forests of Pennsylvania very few people know about him. His grief seems mainly to be caused by the ugliness of his skin, which is said to be ill-fitting and covered with warts and moles. The only way to trap a squonk is by following its tear-stained trail. This is particularly successful on very frosty nights when the tears freeze and sparkle in the moonlight and the squonk can't move around too quickly. In fact you can actually hear it weeping under the hemlock trees.

One man thought he had captured the squonk after he lured it into a sack by mimicking its cry. On his way back home he felt his burden get gradually lighter and the sobbing ceased. When he opened the sack all he could find were tears and bubbles.

The illustration of the squonk from the book is shown to the right. His baggy skin covered in warts he sits sobbing into a pool of his own tears. This image is nothing like the one portrayed on the cover of the Genesis album "A Trick of the Tail".
(http://www.henge.org.uk/general/images/SQUONK.GIF) What a strange thing you are! Happy Birthday m8 :D

Info from "A Dictionary of Monsters and Mysterious Beasts" by Carey Miller
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Doorman on August 04, 2004, 09:02:16 AM
Happy birthday son. Now, perhaps, you'll bloody well grow up!  :lmfao:  No, don't EVER do that.
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: smite on August 04, 2004, 09:14:40 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQU0NKY[/SIZE].......:D

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:

(http://www.smitethee.co.uk/stuff/birthdaysqu0nk.jpg)

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Peppster on August 04, 2004, 09:16:29 AM
:hapbday:   have a good one


nice pic smite
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: TeaLeaf on August 04, 2004, 09:17:06 AM
Have a goodun Sq0nkie :dmw:

TL.
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: TeaLeaf on August 04, 2004, 09:17:49 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by smite@Aug 4 2004, 09:14 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQU0NKY[/SIZE].......:D

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:

(http://www.smitethee.co.uk/stuff/birthdaysqu0nk.jpg)

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:

Nice one Smite!  Benny & Squ0nk make quite a couple don't they ;)

TL.
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Norm on August 04, 2004, 09:39:59 AM
All the best m8.

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: GhostMjr on August 04, 2004, 09:42:55 AM
Happy birthday steve have a good one ;) :dmw:  :clap:  :beer:  :cheers:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Whitey on August 04, 2004, 09:50:14 AM
Have a great birthday m8.
 :hapbday:  :cheers:  :thumbsup:  :cheers:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Benny on August 04, 2004, 09:52:49 AM
Happy Birthday mate, I'll dress like that again for you if you like.
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on August 04, 2004, 11:08:22 AM
Happy Birthday ..... Have a good un (nice pic)  ;)

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: MAD_ness on August 04, 2004, 11:10:31 AM
Happy Birthday you old bugger !!!!!!!!!


 :P

 :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Jamoe on August 04, 2004, 12:13:40 PM
:lmfao: @ picture

happy birthday mate. :)
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: marsvolta on August 04, 2004, 01:52:52 PM
happy birthday mate  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :spam:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: FBG on August 04, 2004, 03:16:52 PM
:hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:

Have a gooden mate
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Doris on August 04, 2004, 03:55:04 PM
happy birth day m8y


have a good en :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Sn00ks on August 04, 2004, 05:04:57 PM
Hope you had/have a good one m8.
Now don't throw up on the missus, they don't like it!  :dribble:  :dribble:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Vincentvega on August 04, 2004, 05:08:56 PM
happy birthday m8y
have a few and i'll give ya the cash when i see ya next :hapbday:  :cheers:  :beer:  :winkiss:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: OldBloke on August 04, 2004, 06:46:35 PM
Happy Birthday Steve. :thumb:

 :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: brass on August 04, 2004, 08:11:15 PM
Happy Birthday Mate I have heard Leicestershire Constabulary have cancelled holiday leave and are on standby in the Barwell/Hinkley area tonight. Have a good one Squ0nk :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:  :thumbsup:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: DarkAngel on August 04, 2004, 11:49:47 PM
Happy Birthday m8 How old are you again? 28?

 8)  :hapbday:  :hapbday:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :thumbsup:  :worship:  :thumb:  :clap:  :beer:  :eyebrow:  :lmfao:  :learn:  :norty:  :huh:  :D  :P  :lol:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: Squonk on August 05, 2004, 07:44:16 AM
Thanks all, I had one of the best bdays ever ;)

Got home from work ..went bed got up went work..... great!

I'll make up for it tonight tho as i only work 3 nights :D


thanks for the picture smite................. git


steve
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on August 05, 2004, 09:39:36 AM
Happy belated Birthday mate :cheers:  :hapbday:  :cheers:
Title: Happy Birthday Squonk
Post by: DuVeL on August 05, 2004, 01:46:09 PM
Sorry Steve, I´m a bit late but congratz. :hapbday:  :cheers:  :hapbday:

Greets Pete