Dead Men Walking

:lmfao: Hello everybody , got some new ones for you all :)  :devil:

1) two hunters walk in the jungle and they are suddenly suprised by a Lion , one of them stops and starts to put on the new addidas sport equipment :) , and the other one says to him , what do you think if you wear all of this you will escape the lion?? and he answers no but i am sure that i will run faster then you  :lmfao:

2) in a boxing ring there was a match and outside a ring it was a man screaming , when the blue tights fighter hited the other one he was so happy and was encouriging on and on , so he did when the other hited back , then someone asked him , hey on whos side are you??? and he answers nobodys i am just their dentist  :lmfao:

And i also have a little riddle for you all

4 man build 4 cars in 4 hours

then how much time does it take for one man to build one car???  :whistle:

:lmfao:

Well i would take the easy and obvious route and say it takes 1 man 1 hour to build 1 car.

four men take four hours to build four cars
four men take one hour to build one car
therefore it takes four man hours to build a car
therefore one man takes four hours to build one car

and id say that 1 man gives up and goes for a T break :P

Sometimes you scare me Smilo :norty:

/babelfish off ;)

TL.

Smilo is the winner :) , one man it takes him 4 hours to build one car

And here i have a new riddle , just heard it from my father :) , its something easy but a little tricky :)

on a tree branch there are 7 birds , a hunter comes and shoot 3 of them , how many birds are they left?

None, the others flew off. They're not stupid!

QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 12:52 AM
2) in a boxing ring there was a match and outside a ring it was a man screaming , when the blue tights fighter hited the other one he was so happy and was encouriging on and on , so he did when the other hited back , then someone asked him , hey on whos side are you??? and he answers nobodys i am just their dentist :lmfao:

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Like that one  :lmfao:

QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 10:20 AM
on a tree branch there are 7 birds , a hunter comes and shoot 3 of them , how many birds are they left?

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Tbh, the shooters got to be a good shot to get the first 3, after the first 1 they'd of all buggad off.

Doorman its right the answer its 0 , non are left :)

A new riddle , this one i got it from someone :)

There is a man going to the market , and he has 20 sacks in each sack he has 20 cats and each cat has 20 kittens , how many are going to the market ???? :) enjoy

Do you mean...

'As I was going to St Ives,
I  met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
How many were going to St Ives'

QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 02:02 PM
A new riddle , this one i got it from someone :)

There is a man going to the market , and he has 20 sacks in each sack he has 20 cats and each cat has 20 kittens , how many are going to the market ???? :) enjoy

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is he takin the wife n kidz?

omg ewwww benny, trust you!

Are you talking from experience there  :lmfao:  :dummy:  :devil:

Die Hard with a Vengence!! :D Good film. Answers 1.

benny i dont know what you are talking about man???? but i put the riddle on so you can give me an answer , and stop beeing an wise ass and just answer it if you know or dont if you dont know . if you really want to know i heard it from a friend of mine from wrestling....if you are so curios..... now everybody start plaing , dont talk about things that make no sence at all..... please.....

AND by the way Bunce... wrong answer mate..... :(

The answer, my agitated friend is 1. At least the answer to the original riddle that hasn't been butchered.


Unless you mean 4801 unless my maths is screwed, however I'll wait with baited breath for you to regain control of your temper and let me know.

However, in light of community spirit I apologise for offending you by replying, and leave you with this.

What has a head that cannot think,
What has a tongue but cannot talk
and what has legs but cannot walk.

good enough?

QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@Dec 15 2004, 04:10 PM
What has a head that cannot think,
What has a tongue but cannot talk
and what has legs but cannot walk.

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A match
A shoe
A table

here i got a new one , and i will think about your benny , it sounds like beeing a shoe but i am not sure

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance.  So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.  A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5.  He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in.  The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends.  He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day!  Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night.  We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent.  Where did the other dollar go????

lets see if anyone can take on this one :)

$2 of the $27 that the friends have paid is the money the bellhop steals. They get back the other $3, which is still a total of $30, so no money is lost.

no , wrong answer , 1$ its lost that its the riddle , where did it go?

Isnt this that puzzle that many maths geniuses have been working on for a long time, but it was worded differently in pennies or something?

QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 04:50 PM
no , wrong answer , 1$ its lost that its the riddle , where did it go?

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Friends give hotel $30, but rooms actually cost $25
Hotel Returns $3
Therefore friends actually paid $27 ($9 each)
And bellhop pockets $2 leaving the hotel with $25

The original $30 is split like so:
Bellhop $2
Friends $3
Hotel $25
All accounted for...

good job monkey , my mistake , your answer was good , all the money was acounted for :) , just expalin it a little better next time

not an accountant by any chance? got an audit stamp going anywhere?  <_<  ;)  :narnar:

QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 05:23 PM
here i got a new one , and i will think about your benny , it sounds like beeing a shoe but i am not sure

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

lets see if anyone can take on this one :)

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I saw Clint Eastwood last night with a Fistful of Dollars...you should maybe ask him.
He'll perform some tricks For a Few Dollars More.

QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 03:53 PM
AND by the way Bunce... wrong answer mate..... :(

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I still need to argue this one :)

Quote'As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
How many were going to St Ives'

I went to St Ives.
On my way i met a man with seven wives, these seven wives had seven sacks and each sack had seven cats. Which doesn't actually matter.
I only MET the man and his wives on the way.
I was the only one actually going to St Ives.
So infact it is, only one.  ME
:)

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here i got a new one , and i will think about your benny , it sounds like beeing a shoe but i am not sure

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

lets see if anyone can take on this one
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Hang on just one cotton-picking minute.  Haven't we had this one before in a different guise...
Ah yes.