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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Devian_Game on December 15, 2004, 04:12:54 PM

Title: An idea
Post by: Devian_Game on December 15, 2004, 04:12:54 PM
i have an idea of making an joke countest , soemthing fun for everybody .
we will listen to everybody here puting there best joke in the tournement and from all of them we will pick a winner , there can be only 32 entris , i am the first of course :) , so another 31 can place there best jokes and we can choice from them , 4 judges , me beeing one of them and the other 3 i can take as volunteres :)
so come on lets see who is the funniest man around here :)
Title: An idea
Post by: Phog on December 15, 2004, 08:50:44 PM
I would enter. But last time i posted my best joke it was deleted for obvious reasons :(  :devil:
Title: An idea
Post by: Devian_Game on December 15, 2004, 09:14:05 PM
dont worry  ,any jokes are aloud , of course in the right langueage please :) ;)
Title: An idea
Post by: Phog on December 15, 2004, 10:44:16 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 09:14 PM
dont worry ,any jokes are aloud , of course in the right langueage please :) ;)
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i dont think thats for you to decide...
Title: An idea
Post by: Devian_Game on December 16, 2004, 05:18:36 AM
ok , so dont participate then.........
Title: An idea
Post by: Phog on December 16, 2004, 10:37:05 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 16 2004, 05:18 AM
ok , so dont participate then.........
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I think you mistunderstood me. What i meant was that if the joke does not fit with the forums rules, the admins can just delete it. :)
Title: An idea
Post by: Devian_Game on December 16, 2004, 12:08:35 PM
you can send it to me in private if you want....
Title: An idea
Post by: DuVeL on December 16, 2004, 10:52:23 PM
Sorry, I'm bad at jokes....
Especially when I have to translate them from Dutch to English...
Someone else perhaps?
Title: An idea
Post by: Zok on December 16, 2004, 11:16:17 PM
Two birds are sat on a perch.

One turns to the other and says:
'Can you smell fish?' .........
Title: An idea
Post by: DuVeL on December 16, 2004, 11:20:19 PM
A guy sits at a LAN, suddenly he shouts: Wow guys, come and look at his (he was checking some pr0n)!!!!!
It's a naked siamese twin!!!!!
The dudes around the young fella: Dude!!! That's a mirror!!!!! (Sorry GMJR, when I still think about that it keeps being funny  ;) )


 :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Title: An idea
Post by: Zok on December 16, 2004, 11:29:28 PM
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
















A carrot.
Title: An idea
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2004, 11:31:42 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Zok@Dec 16 2004, 11:16 PM
Two birds are sat on a perch.

One turns to the other and says:
'Can you smell fish?' .........
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Took me ages to get that but nice one  :lmfao:
Title: An idea
Post by: suicidal_monkey on December 17, 2004, 12:06:14 AM
Two Goldfish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says: "So, how do we drive this thing then?"

QuoteOriginally posted by Zok@Dec 16 2004, 11:16 PM
Two birds are sat on a perch.

One turns to the other and says:
'Can you smell fish?' .........
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:lmfao:
Title: An idea
Post by: A Twig on December 17, 2004, 01:22:58 PM
What's the difference between Anne Widdecombe and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish, and the other one's a walrus!
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