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Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: OldBloke on December 23, 2004, 07:33:27 PM
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A HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL, AND ALL THE VERY BEST FOR 2005
Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: DogMeat on December 23, 2004, 11:49:00 PM
You missed out:

"May contain nuts."


D "the forum certainly does..." M
Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: Dingo on December 24, 2004, 12:24:44 AM
But that's XC1.......do you do XC2? <_<

Merry Crimbo OB :D
Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on December 24, 2004, 10:24:03 AM
Heard that on the radio yesterday, quality!! :lmfao:
Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: FatBob on December 24, 2004, 11:00:02 AM
Happy Chrimbo Oldie and all you other Deadmen Dudes. :woot2:
Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: Squonk on December 24, 2004, 01:43:37 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by FatBob@Dec 24 2004, 11:00 AM
Happy Chrimbo Oldie and all you other Deadmen Dudes. :woot2:
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Wot the big lad said  :withstupid:
Title: Merry 'PC' Christmas
Post by: TeaLeaf on December 26, 2004, 07:45:35 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by FatBob@Dec 24 2004, 11:00 AM
Happy Chrimbo Oldie and all you other Deadmen Dudes. :woot2:
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:lmfao:  :lmfao: just noticed your new avatar FatBob!  :lmfao:  :lmfao:

TL.