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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Stryker on January 11, 2005, 11:30:20 AM

Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Stryker on January 11, 2005, 11:30:20 AM
Dear dudmen,

My dear little boy, my most brave little soldier came off his motorbike on Sunday 2nd January.  He was brought down by the devils vermin, a dead squirrel in the road on a corner.

He sprained his shoulder, and banged up his pretty knee and ankle.

He will be better soon and "whipping your arses again", although I know my boy is a good boy and would never do anything that distasteful.
 :blush:
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Stryker on January 11, 2005, 11:31:08 AM
Let the retorts, jokes at my expense and piss take now commence.  :)
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 11, 2005, 12:18:44 PM
Stryker??

Whos that then?

Seriously though hope you and the bike are ok and repairable.
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: TeaLeaf on January 11, 2005, 01:07:34 PM
How's the squirrel?  Any hope for the little beggar?  :unsure:

Just kidding :norty:

Hope you get better soon and we would welcome you back on the servers if you can remember which way to face when shototing ;)

TL.
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Stryker on January 11, 2005, 01:26:20 PM
I learnt a lesson the hard way, that is "DON'T RIDE YOUR BIKE IF YOUR LESS THAT 110%".  I was having problems concentrating and I think I was in a dream as I headed into the corner.

Got hardly any memory of it, only clues are what witnesses said and my injuries.  Seems the slip sent the bike wheels into the kerb, that high sided me and sent me flying.

The squirrel was indeed dead already so I can't even claim a kill.

The bike needs the rear fairing re painting, idealy a new front fairing, indicator and mirror.  The bike came to a stop just 2 foot from a parked car so I was lucky there.
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2005, 01:28:59 PM
Glad your pretty much OK m8.

So much for the Tufty Club  :devil:
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Benny on January 11, 2005, 01:59:20 PM
(http://img59.exs.cx/img59/9391/squirrel7ng.gif)
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2005, 02:22:45 PM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:

Brilliant Benny!
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: RizZy on January 11, 2005, 02:37:30 PM
get well soon Stryker











pure class benny.
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: DarkAngel on January 11, 2005, 02:43:07 PM
WOW look at the size of that  squirrel  :lmfao:

Yeah hope you get well soon m8, i miss you shooting me in the back  :unsure:
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: DuVeL on January 11, 2005, 05:17:37 PM
UL Stryker m8!! May you have lots of antipain stuff and wonder away...


nice 1 Benny
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: OldBloke on January 11, 2005, 08:02:13 PM
Slacker  ;)  :D
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: smite on January 11, 2005, 08:13:36 PM
Learn to ride properly you big Sissy....... Anyway falling off is part of the fun.






Quit whining, get back on it and try the 100mtr wheelie again.





 :winkiss:  :winkiss:  :winkiss:
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: MAD_ness on January 11, 2005, 08:44:55 PM
unlucky stryker

 but if that was the size of the squirrel I'm not surprised ya hit it !!!!

:whistle:
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: da_Ricci on January 11, 2005, 08:49:07 PM
Watch out for the squirrel!!!

What a swalbe ???  :blink: dont now the englisch word sorry  :narnar:
Title: Letter from stryker's mom
Post by: Stryker on January 12, 2005, 02:47:02 PM
Wow benny, I fell honoured you went to such effort there.  :D

Thanks chaps.  I'll kill ya laters.
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