Editted out - ty for help :)
This is Detective Constable McGarrity. What is your address?
Couldn't edit your post so thought Id be as well replying. I think you might want to edit some of though!
Erm its probably costing you quite a bit of money to text back???
But as its your phone bill...
Say you'll have her back but only if she doesnt treat you like she did before, and see what she says!!!
think its a HE m8 :P jus thaving a laugh :P dont know.
Watch out for the Tomatos.... the celery needs bathing aswell.
I find the rug a little offensive in it's wet state but if you dry it out then i can't see there being a problem. Also don't call the gerbil that as he may take it personal and bring in the hamster police.
Hope that sorts it out. :D