DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and
energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially
like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's
eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man,usually interpreted by the
man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.