Three mothers; a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were all talking about their daughters.
The brunette said; "I was looking through my daughter's things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes."
The red-head says; "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter drinks."
The blonde says; "I was looking through my daughters things, and I found a box of condoms. I can't believe my daughter has a penis."