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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Wordan on January 26, 2005, 10:09:12 PM

Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: Wordan on January 26, 2005, 10:09:12 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5552773855&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5552773855&rd=1)
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2005, 10:45:12 PM
dear god what next?  :blink:
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: Thulsa Doom on January 27, 2005, 10:10:25 AM
stoopid yanks, will buy/sell anything.  :lol:
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: DarkAngel on January 27, 2005, 10:49:28 PM
QuoteThis auction is for one get back your Virginity free card. It is 1 of a kind, there are no more in print it is signed "Bi God" . If you are some teenage girl that had a lil to much to drink at a party and lost your most prized posession here is your change. Show those other girls who tease you for being around the truth that you are 100% authentic virgin bi god. If you by it now , it will be shipped ot you for free. Please do not buy this item if you are pregnant. Side effects can be drowziness, diahrehha or even death if not used correct. P.S. Picture is not the actual document it is only a representation of the actual product. The original is 100% authentic. You will not find this in any head shop, store, Wal-Mart, K-mart, Bass Pro Shops, Sears, Jc Penny, Spencers gifts and Toys, Target, Macys, Toys R Us, Adult World, Dollar Store, Kwik E Mart, Sam Club, Bills Bait and Tackle, or not in a McDonalds happy meal.

Now thats funny!  :lmfao:
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: Doorman on January 27, 2005, 11:18:38 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DarkAngel@Jan 27 2005, 10:49 PM
Now thats funny! :lmfao:
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No it's not. It's dumb.  :eyebrow:
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on January 28, 2005, 05:24:31 AM
I still trying to loose mine  :angry:
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: Doorman on January 28, 2005, 10:28:36 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by JonnyAppleSeed@Jan 28 2005, 05:24 AM
I still trying to loose mine :angry:
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Keep it mate, you'll be able to sell it as an antique in a few more years.
Title: 1 Virginity Card
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 28, 2005, 04:47:21 PM
What do you mean a few more years!!! :devil:






Sorry JAS couldn't resist