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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Blunt on February 11, 2005, 11:09:26 AM

Title: Dear B&Q
Post by: Blunt on February 11, 2005, 11:09:26 AM
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
 
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
 
Yours Sincerely
John Roberts
Title: Dear B&Q
Post by: Doorman on February 11, 2005, 02:07:56 PM
Oh, that'll sink without trace.
Title: Dear B&Q
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 11, 2005, 02:18:43 PM
Quality!!!


LOL!!
Title: Dear B&Q
Post by: A Twig on February 11, 2005, 05:24:37 PM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Title: Dear B&Q
Post by: Jamoe on February 11, 2005, 06:27:13 PM
haha fantastic.
Title: Dear B&Q
Post by: Dingo on February 12, 2005, 12:17:17 AM
I like your style Sir :D
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