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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Doorman on February 14, 2005, 04:06:05 PM

Title: Gis' a lift
Post by: Doorman on February 14, 2005, 04:06:05 PM
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
"Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
Title: Gis' a lift
Post by: Vincentvega on February 14, 2005, 07:30:12 PM
:lmfao:
Title: Gis' a lift
Post by: da_Ricci on February 14, 2005, 07:42:47 PM
:blink:  :D
Title: Gis' a lift
Post by: King on February 15, 2005, 07:31:22 PM
verry good one
 :whistle: