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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Thulsa Doom on February 15, 2005, 12:09:50 PM

Title: another blonde?
Post by: Thulsa Doom on February 15, 2005, 12:09:50 PM
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney, Australia.... The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a beer, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.  He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you."
"Not myself, personally, no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my sister."
Title: another blonde?
Post by: smite on February 15, 2005, 05:22:17 PM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Nice :D
Title: another blonde?
Post by: DuVeL on February 15, 2005, 05:24:09 PM
Haha, much better then the previous one!  :D
Title: another blonde?
Post by: da_Ricci on February 15, 2005, 06:34:00 PM
Good one  :dribble:  :blink:
Title: another blonde?
Post by: DogMeat on February 15, 2005, 07:10:27 PM
Let me just wee on your chips by pointing out that technically, celts are largely dark-haired, less for the aberrant ginges, so perhaps you'd like to change the category from "sexist" to "racist"?

D "PC" M
Title: another blonde?
Post by: MAD_ness on February 15, 2005, 08:10:02 PM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:


like that one !!

 :D
Title: another blonde?
Post by: Penfold on February 15, 2005, 10:18:16 PM
ROFL
Title: another blonde?
Post by: Thulsa Doom on February 16, 2005, 11:16:50 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by DogMeat@Feb 15 2005, 08:10 PM
Let me just wee on your chips by pointing out that technically, celts are largely dark-haired, less for the aberrant ginges, so perhaps you'd like to change the category from "sexist" to "racist"?

D "PC" M
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Wee away  :D
Title: another blonde?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2005, 11:25:53 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Thulsa Doom@Feb 16 2005, 11:16 AM
Wee away :D
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a wee away.
wee away a wee away.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle etc...
Title: another blonde?
Post by: Thulsa Doom on February 16, 2005, 11:31:32 AM
LOL  :lmfao:
Title: another blonde?
Post by: DuVeL on February 16, 2005, 05:14:53 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 16 2005, 11:25 AM
a wee away.
wee away a wee away.
In de_jungle, de_mighty_jungle etc...
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BB shoots at night
in de_jungle, de_mighty_jungle
the bomb is plated tonight....
Title: another blonde?
Post by: A Twig on February 16, 2005, 05:23:32 PM
:lmfao: Thats jus scary DuV!!!  :D  :D
Title: another blonde?
Post by: DuVeL on February 16, 2005, 05:59:31 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by A Twig@Feb 16 2005, 05:23 PM
:lmfao: Thats jus scary DuV!!! :D :D
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Ahwell, you know I like CounterStrike....that was the first thing that came in mind.. :ph34r:
Title: another blonde?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2005, 06:41:23 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Feb 16 2005, 05:14 PM
BB shoots at night
in de_jungle, de_mighty_jungle
the bomb is plated tonight....
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Remind me to avoid you on the server  :blink:  :ph34r:
Title: another blonde?
Post by: DuVeL on February 16, 2005, 06:47:27 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 16 2005, 06:41 PM
Remind me to avoid you on the server :blink: :ph34r:
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I'll be looking 4 you.... :winkiss:
Title: another blonde?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2005, 06:57:25 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Feb 16 2005, 06:47 PM
I'll be looking 4 you.... :winkiss:
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I've just stopped playing CS ;)
Title: another blonde?
Post by: DuVeL on February 16, 2005, 07:30:08 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 16 2005, 06:57 PM
I've just stopped playing CS ;)
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The game is still called CounterStrike but with the CZ behind it.
CS:CZ.....(and btw, we still ahve matches in normal CS).
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