Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other:" Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says: "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????
2 blondes are taking a walk thorugha forest.
then they come accross some tracks, the wonder for a second.
one sayds they are deer tracks, the other says they are antelope tracks.
thigs get heated and they begin the argue, and argue and argue...
then the train hit them.