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Title: Another sign of how mad the worlds become
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 28, 2005, 06:35:01 PM
Thailand Castration Craze Reaches 'Epidemic' Proportions

So many Thai women started cutting off their unfaithful husband's
penises in 2004 that local doctors issued detailed guidelines urging
vulnerable blokes to prepare contingency plans if caught short.

"If you have a mistress they (wives) will get mad and cut it any time,
so make her very happy, always carry a thermos to put it (the severed
penis) in and keep the name of a good doctor close by," re-attachment
specialist surgeon Dr Surasak Muangsombot advised (Taipei Times).

The trend differed markedly from the situation in Africa where several
men recently chopped off their own penises to punish their women. Last
October a 38 year old Kenyan man chopped off both his testicles and
penis 'to teach his wife a lesson' (Western Daily Press) while at
Christmas 26 year old Kenkan Stephen Ongala severed one testicle 'after
a disagreement with his wife' (Reuters).

American Oscar Hernandez also cut off his own penis earlier this year (with
 a machete) and left it lying on top of a bag of cement at the roadside
in January. Cops later returned it to him at the local hospital in Alton,
 Illinois.
Title: Another sign of how mad the worlds become
Post by: Hippy on March 28, 2005, 06:43:01 PM
QuoteLast October a 38 year old Kenyan man chopped off both his testicles and
penis 'to teach his wife a lesson'


 :blink:

How can you teach anything when you're THAT st00pid
Title: Another sign of how mad the worlds become
Post by: Doorman on March 28, 2005, 06:48:55 PM
QuoteLast October a 38 year old Kenyan man chopped off both his testicles and
penis 'to teach his wife a lesson'
I bet she was gutted!  :lmfao:
Title: Another sign of how mad the worlds become
Post by: DuVeL on March 28, 2005, 07:17:13 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Mar 28 2005, 05:48 PM
I bet she was gutted! :lmfao:
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:lmfao:  :D  :lmfao: For the rest: AUCH!!!
Title: Another sign of how mad the worlds become
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 31, 2005, 07:39:06 PM
Oddly enough that was what made me post it.