Yes peeps, it is that time of year again and another storming LAN party has been arranged for you :D
10th & 11th May 2003 is when it happens, the venue is likely to be similar to last time, but still vaguely in the Cambridgeshire area.
FatBob is currently out looking for venues that are:
5 Star
Have Air-conditioning
With or near cheap beer
Close to decent but cheap Chinese or Indian restaurants for the traditional Saturday night hoe down
Offer comfortable rooms with a big en suite jacuzzi bath and a bigger discount :D
We'll let you know what the final venue details are in due course, but as a guideline the costs last time worked out at about £36 for a single room overnight (inc Breakfast), plus another £10 per person for the room.
In the meantime we would like you to post here whether or not you are going to be there. Places will be limited by final venue size so the earlier you post your name down for it the better. We will confirm the details in a post here ASAP.
TL. 8)
Confirmed Attendees:
1. TeaLeaf
2. Albert
3. Gandalf
4. OldBloke
5. Frenzy
6. Sadako (we'll arrange a pick up from the airport)
7. Tutonic
8. Sheepy
9. Smite
10. JB
11. JAS
12. Armitage
13. MisterEggs
14. Squonk
15. Doorman
16. MAD_ness
17. Snooks
18. Benny
19. Ghost_Face_Killah
20. FBG
21. Stryker
22. Doggers
23. Ninja_Freak
24. SLoWHAND
25. Secret Squirrel
26. FatBob
27. FATAL
28. Lionheart
29. Aga
30. SILLY
Any more....?
OldBloke and Frenzy will be there. 8)
I will check my schedule but I could probably be there.
Rah.
I shall attend :)
Counr me in0r, because this LAN's a winn0r. 8)
ME ME ME :D :D :D :D
Nah you all smell especially JB so.......
Oh go on then as long as i can sit as far away from JB as Poss :D :D
come sit need me the smite!
[size=24]Put me next to Sheepy !!!!
Damn.. post editors... :x
Count on me :)
me me me
QuoteI will check my schedule but I could probably be there.
Armitage is kind enough to lend me a comp. I will be there. :D
If I may. Please. :D
okey dokey ........
I'm in !!!!!!
:D :D
I'll have just finished my Snowboard Instructore course, I hope 8) , so I think I'll be up for it. [If they are not fully booked :roll: ]
Put me down as a strong maybe. Need to check dates with work first, might be on call :cry:
can I take a 2nd spot.
a friend of mine what like to come "silly", He's been on the server a few times but he gets choke problems :( so doesn't come on very often.
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Well, the first date considered for this lan was the girlf's birthday...and therefore impossible, but as this one is a day or two before my birthday there's no way she can stop me!
Unless she offers me some sordid, uninhibited socks that weekend. But that's unlikely....so, like a blind dog that's suffering from distemper....put me down!
if theres room for a Squonk put me on ya list :thumbsup:
Woo Hoo Count me in too!
QuoteQuoteI will check my schedule but I could probably be there.
Armitage is kind enough to lend me a comp. I will be there. :D[/b]
And I will pick you up from the airport mate :D
Ok, i really want to come, but what do people do about getting there computers there? i dont own a car. I guess i could rent one, though probably spend 2 days lost trying to find the place lol. Anyone live in the south london (kennington) area?
Hook me up.
I can do some car pooling action if anyone needs.
Coming up the M3 then round the M25..
QuoteOk, i really want to come, but what do people do about getting there computers there? i dont own a car. I guess i could rent one, though probably spend 2 days lost trying to find the place lol. Anyone live in the south london (kennington) area?
Is Kenington is about as far North as South London gets isn't it?
QuoteHook me up.
I can do some car pooling action if anyone needs.
Coming up the M3 then round the M25..
Benny, we can probably get away with one car between us seeing as we live 4 miles apart.
cool. we can sort out near the time.
In the meantime you can practice by taking me to work everyday until May :wink:
oh can maybe sort a spare PC if needed..
Quotecool. we can sort out near the time.
In the meantime you can practice by taking me to work everyday until May :wink:
oh can maybe sort a spare PC if needed..
LOL, I work from home so if you don't mind starting at say 11am then sure I'll give you a life :wink:
QuoteQuotecool. we can sort out near the time.
In the meantime you can practice by taking me to work everyday until May :wink:
oh can maybe sort a spare PC if needed..
LOL, I work from home so if you don't mind starting at say 11am then sure I'll give you a life :wink:[/b]
Nah I'm good with a lift, dunno if I could cope having a life aswell :lol: :oops:
QuoteQuoteOk, i really want to come, but what do people do about getting there computers there? i dont own a car. I guess i could rent one, though probably spend 2 days lost trying to find the place lol. Anyone live in the south london (kennington) area?
Is Kenington is about as far North as South London gets isn't it?[/b]
yep pretty much, take a look at the tube map and im 2min walk from kennington tube station on the northern line. Its great i can get up at 8:30 and crawl into work for 9:10 (piccadily). ITs a shit getting out of london though. Also im outside of the congestion zone.
QuoteYes peeps, it is that time of year again and another storming LAN party has been arranged for you :D
10th & 11th May 2003 is when it happens, the venue is likely to be similar to last time, but still vaguely in the Cambridgeshire area.
FatBob is currently out looking for venues that are:
5 Star
Have Air-conditioning
With or near cheap beer
Close to decent but cheap Chinese or Indian restaurants for the traditional Saturday night hoe down
Offer comfortable rooms with a big en suite jacuzzi bath and a bigger discount :D
We'll let you know what the final venue details are in due course, but as a guideline the costs last time worked out at about £36 for a single room overnight (inc Breakfast), plus another £10 per person for the room.
In the meantime we would like you to post here whether or not you are going to be there. Places will be limited by final venue size so the earlier you post your name down for it the better. We will confirm the details in a post here ASAP.
TL. 8)
Continental breakfast I hope. English breakfast would kill me ...
How long on Sunday do you think we will go on? Need to book flight etc.
When in Rome young man.....you'll be getting a greasy Egg and undercooked bacon breakfast, and if you don't eat it all, Albert will make you walk to the airport :D
QuoteWhen in Rome young man.....you'll be getting a greasy Egg and undercooked bacon breakfast, and if you don't eat it all, Albert will make you walk to the airport :D
8O
Ok ... egg and crispy bacon I can eat. I am not sure about the beans though ...
:D
count me and doggers in !!!!!
Quote... How long on Sunday do you think we will go on? Need to book flight etc.
People tend to start packing up from about 3pm depending on how far they have to travel etc.
I'm normally away by 5pm.
QuoteQuoteWhen in Rome young man.....you'll be getting a greasy Egg and undercooked bacon breakfast, and if you don't eat it all, Albert will make you walk to the airport :D
8O
Ok ... egg and crispy bacon I can eat. I am not sure about the beans though ...
:D[/b]
Well at least I'll no longer be the person who has to travel the furthest :) Oh and beans are optional. You may want the tomatoes, and lets not forget our good friend 'Hash Brown' and his buddy 'Fried Slice'. Oh, I think there is toast as well, and sausages.
Personally I prefer Museli, damn good chow there :)
Add me as a strong possiblity.. It's a little far away at the moment.
QuoteAdd me as a strong possiblity.. It's a little far away at the moment.
so what makes you think it will be closer later? :-)
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Well at least I'll no longer be the person who has to travel the furthest :)
Indeed. I thought it to be nice that no one based in the UK could moan about how far and how much that had to spend to get there.
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You may want the tomatoes
:(
No. Keep me away from tomatoes. I am allergic to tomatoes. Not a pretty sight if I eat them ...
:lol: I'll bring the tomatoes then... :wink:
OOher fella
I,ll have some of this :beer: and this :mp5: seeya there :wink:
SLoWHaND
Is it going to be yet another one of those drunken debauchery, loads a sex, orgy infested Lans again :)
I'd best go along and make sure Smitee's virginity remains intact
QuoteIs it going to be yet another one of those drunken debauchery, loads a sex, orgy infested Lans again
I think that LAN was just a Secret & Smitey LAN. 8O
QuoteNeed to book flight etc.
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Sadako
QuoteComing from the us for a lan party RESPECT!
You have big kahunas Sir, If I had a hat I'd doff it to you.
w000h00000 tekkie brekkie with the deadmen krew time!
QuoteNeed to book flight etc.
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Sadako
Coming from the us for a lan party RESPECT!
You have big kahunas Sir, If I had a hat I'd doff it to you.
so will I, if you fly to America then here Sadako, I'll, I'll....er...do something, not sure what yet...
oh and I edited myself into the list.....
QuoteConfirmed Attendees:
1. TeaLeaf
2. Albert
3. Gandalf
4. OldBloke
5. Frenzy
6. Sadako (we'll arrange a pick up from the airport)
7. Tutonic
8. Sheepy
9. Smite
10. JB
11. JAS
12. Armitage
13. MisterEggs
14. Squonk
15. Doorman
16. MAD_ness
17. Snooks
18. Benny
19. Ghost_Face_Killah
20. Albert
21. FBG
22. Stryker
23. Doggers
24. Ninja_Freak
25. SLoWHAND
26. Secret Squirrel
Any more....?
On the basis FatBob is organising the venue i assume he's going.
The other regular attendee - LionHeart, i will contact .
yup i would like to be counted in, if lionheart is in the country then he will be here!! (don't let me down good buddy there is a floor waiting for you in my house !!! same arrangements as last time LOOL). also i reckon FATAL will be up for some more of the same will ask him l8rs today.
i woulda like to have used the griffon again but owing to the numbers i think the room we had last time would be a bit small ! reckon about 22 tops the nightclub downstairs was another option but was £200 quid a day with a midnightish curfew but between 28 people the cost is only £7.14 each per day making a cost of £14.28 for the venue, plus the cost of the room, otherwise a new venue will be needed and to be honest most conf centres/business rooms are going to be similar but then again they are not normally right in the centre of town with places to eat etc.
ideas and opinions on a postcard, the sooner we get some opinions in the sooner we can get this going.
ps:i've seen the pictures of smiteys and squirrell's "lan party" and i have never seen anything so dangerous and definatley wrong in my whole little sheltered life. 8O
Quoteps:i've seen the pictures of smiteys and squirrell's "lan party" and i have never seen anything so dangerous and definatley wrong in my whole little sheltered life. 8O
Why was your missus there...... :twisted:
Squirrel are you going to take that from your Dumbass Buddy 8) 8)
Well i see my date range was of no avail and you have proceeded with the may ones. AS an expectant father with a due date of 18th of MAY I will have to decline the pleasure of sharing copious amounts of liquid with my secret friend and the rest of the dMw (and hangers on's). So have a great one guys and woman's blouses (FatBob and Squirrel) and someone get the latest films off JB for my collection at a later date. Sheepeh bring a machine that works!!!! and have a won ton on me.
Hmm numbers now upto 29 and counting so a larger than 24 port switch is needed if we are all to get on the same one
Leave it with me Tealeaf I'll see what I can do.
£15 for the w/end is fine by me...who cares about the rest of you :twisted:
FatBob - Do you reckon you can negotiate the dMw concession on room rates we had last time ?
As for them shocking pics from our secret Lan party Smitey...i'm not ashamed, we were both consenting adults but FatBob's missus did have a rather shiny coat & wet nose though, or was that the Donkey...not sure..it was dark :)
Just talked to the travel agency and a return ticket is about 1700 SEK (Swedish Crowns) if I use my student card. That is about £110. :D
If the LAN date is written in stone I will go and buy my ticket!
I will arrive at London Heathrow (hints at Alfreds Taxi Service).
I figure that room would hold more if we could get three rows of desks (instead of the round table arrangment)...
we would need three switches tho so there is only one network cable between rows :-)
I loved that hotel tho, it was great with the bar and chinky on close hand.
I know you have the offers already, but I may well be able to *cough* aquire a 100meg switch if needed
Quote from: TeaLeafConfirmed Attendees:
1. TeaLeaf
2. Albert
3. Gandalf
4. OldBloke
5. Frenzy
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20. Albert
21. FBG
22. Stryker
It appears I will be attending in duplicate :lol: It must mean I an going to be a squad leader again, and I'll have one Albert to call the shots and the other to try and play the game.
Feel free to remove the second Albert from slot 20. I only added myself to slot 2. so somebody must want a threesome with mees and added me again.
QuoteI loved that hotel tho, it was great with the bar and chinky on close hand.
Close? We walked miles, FFS. Haven't you people heard of home deliveries?
Oh, and can anyone recommend a cheap tart I can share my bed with - at least her perfume might mask the aroma of Stryker's farts... :twisted:
DM
lol.
u love it really dont u doggers
Quotelol.
u love it really dont u doggers
The cheap tarts or Stryker's farts? 8O
cheep tarts [ahem!!] while smelling strykers farts
that would be good Benny we should be able to cover everyone with 2. I was borrowing one from out of our lab. :oops:
I should be able to make it. Just a little more gentle persausion and my wife will be glad to get rid of me for a couple of days.
:smash:
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Oh, and can anyone recommend a cheap tart I can share my bed with
Isn't Smite coming?
As requested :wink:
8O
Noooo...not him, anyone but him
Squonk, You live my way do you want to car share? :?:
QuoteSquonk, You live my way do you want to car share? :?:
sounds good ..ill have the front/back seats you can have the boot :)
QuoteSquonk, You live my way do you want to car share? :?:
Come on you POME's it's Car Pool not Car Share..
Also is't Van Go nov Van Goff.. The 'ough isn't like cough it's like Though.. jebuz..
So endith the lesson :P
OH ya..
Anyone coming from the South? I'm near Southampton. It'd be good to car pool and save the petrol (see got it right).
Also, I have a laptop that I can bring that will have CS on it. It won't be the best on the eyes but someone may have a spare monitor.
Let me know.
well im gunna be driving me and tutonic so we r sorted
well I'm still waiting for JAS to volunteer ......
unless his missus won't let him have the car .....again !!!
:lol: :lol:
Car pool? Car share? Whats the difference here?? Or are you just being pedantic? :D
Yes Mad_ness its my turn to drive m8 :roll:
but can we use your car, mine is in use :lol:
can possibly get you both from derby if needed as its not that far from me, Or maybe Sn00ks could pick you up if he comes that way.
Sadako: What airport you flying in to? If it's Stanstead I'll be coming right past and could pick you up if you need.
Quotecan possibly get you both from derby if needed as its not that far from me, Or maybe Sn00ks could pick you up if he comes that way.
They come past me (if your from Leicester you will probably pass me aswell coming down the A46 "Cotgrave") to go the A1 route.
Hopefully my PC wont KIA itself the night before this LAN..
*Crosses fingers*
I would be using the A47 towards Peterborough rather than the A46, quicker for me.
Right sorted a 48 port switch out. 100Mb full duplex so gaming fun for all!!
WOOHOO! You da Man. 8)
lets hope i dont have to do a total format this time then
Of course you will, you haven't been to a LAN with a fully working PC yet :P
Oldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
If the parts for my new pc ever arrive.....grumble mutter grump.......I'll have my old box that I can bring along either as a spare in case someone has a disaster or it can be used as a server if needed.
QuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
Aye.
Yes I'll be driving down from Sheffield, so could do a detour via Derby if required. Should have room for at least three, more if I have to bring the Landy, though I can't gurantee that the PC's will arrive in one piece or your hearing will be intact :twisted: .
I've booked the car so we should be OK. :lol:
Anyone coming up through south london? else i'll be highering a car by the looks of it. This should be interesting most, well actually all, of my driving experience has been in america in an automatic!
I dunno what is happening with Albert, Sadako and I, but I'm sure we could sort something out. where in S. London? Near the A3 would be nice...
unfortunately slapp bang in the middle of london, just south of the river! kennington.
QuoteI dunno what is happening with Albert, Sadako and I, but I'm sure we could sort something out. where in S. London? Near the A3 would be nice...
I will arrive at Heathrow on Friday just before lunch. Then we (me, Albert and you benny) will have a beer or ten.
Saturday morning we will go to the LAN, afaik.
QuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)
QuoteQuoteI dunno what is happening with Albert, Sadako and I, but I'm sure we could sort something out. where in S. London? Near the A3 would be nice...
I will arrive at Heathrow on Friday just before lunch. Then we (me, Albert and you benny) will have a beer or ten.
Saturday morning we will go to the LAN, afaik.[/b]
As long as 4 is not a crowd, then count me in on the beer please :D Just tell me where and when to meet......
TL. 8)
huuuummmmmmmm Beer :beer: :beer: :beer:
i think my plan will b along the lines of
get pissed up friday, wake up sat morning with hangover , pick up tut, drive 2 lan, getpissed, set up pc, play games, more drink, more game, eat forign food, sleep. day2 whateva
Quotei think my plan will b along the lines of
get pissed up friday, wake up sat morning with hangover , pick up tut, drive 2 lan, getpissed, set up pc, play games, more drink, more game, eat forign food, sleep. day2 whateva
and if ya share with smite a bit of...............(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/squonk_steve/spankr.gif)
i think ill provbably b sharing with tut again, unless it really walms up and im very low on money then i will b sleeping in my car
QuoteQuoteQuoteI dunno what is happening with Albert, Sadako and I, but I'm sure we could sort something out. where in S. London? Near the A3 would be nice...
I will arrive at Heathrow on Friday just before lunch. Then we (me, Albert and you benny) will have a beer or ten.
Saturday morning we will go to the LAN, afaik.[/b]
As long as 4 is not a crowd, then count me in on the beer please :D Just tell me where and when to meet......
TL. 8)[/b]
We were thinking of somewhere near our neck of the woods (me and Benny - Surrey A331 area, Farnborough/ Farnham/ or Guildford) due to the fact that we'd all be making our way to sunny Camb in the morning together. But we can make alternative arrangements if need be. Isn't Farnham quite a way from MK? I'm open to suggestions and up for making a weekend of it!
Sunny.... lol.....
QuoteYes I'll be driving down from Sheffield, so could do a detour via Derby if required. Should have room for at least three, more if I have to bring the Landy. :lol:
/me fluffles Sn00ks...
Soooo... a little stop off at Chesterfield wont be too much of a problem then? Eh Buddy? Pal?? Chummy wummy??
I live just off Sheffield road. :wink:
QuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game
Whats wrong with 15-a-side cs_assault? :lol:
Suggestions for other games :-
The usual....UT2003/MOHAA/Q3
I'd also like to try out Natural Selection
Maybe Doom3/Unreal (if they're out)
wouldn't mind a bit of MOH, but I don't have the others......will dance for money though.
BF1942 may be fun with lots of people ....i dont mind making a copy or 2
I've got a copy of that....oops, forgot. :D ...might not have a key though..have got RTCW aswell.
What about Neverwinter nights? Might be fun to try.
i belive gouging your own eyes out with warm spoons is about the same sort of experience !
damn right tutonic! even if 30 of us turn up I'd like to think we would get in a few 15v15 royal rumbles... all being in the same room seems to make large games less chaotic.
QuoteQuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game[/b]
I'll bring my server along. It has CS and NS on there ready to play.
I've had it running DoD and JKII as well but the would have to be reinstalled. I prefer to use it for CS I would say. But being only a PII 400 with 256SDRAM it might struggle with 30 people on it.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game[/b]
I'll bring my server along. It has CS and NS on there ready to play.
I've had it running DoD and JKII as well but the would have to be reinstalled. I prefer to use it for CS I would say. But being only a PII 400 with 256SDRAM it might struggle with 30 people on it.[/b]
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So maybe there will be a spare PC that is faster than Armitage's 1000MHz athlon. :D
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game[/b]
I'll bring my server along. It has CS and NS on there ready to play.
I've had it running DoD and JKII as well but the would have to be reinstalled. I prefer to use it for CS I would say. But being only a PII 400 with 256SDRAM it might struggle with 30 people on it.[/b]
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So maybe there will be a spare PC that is faster than Armitage's 1000MHz athlon. :D[/b]
Just wanted to do a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote :wink:
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game[/b]
I'll bring my server along. It has CS and NS on there ready to play.
I've had it running DoD and JKII as well but the would have to be reinstalled. I prefer to use it for CS I would say. But being only a PII 400 with 256SDRAM it might struggle with 30 people on it.[/b]
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So maybe there will be a spare PC that is faster than Armitage's 1000MHz athlon. :D[/b]
Just wanted to do a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote :wink:[/b]
Please don't get that started. Omg I did it myself. 8O
From the stuff after the last lan party
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Next time we should do a Deadmen video diary, plastic guns included
Any plans to do this?
QuoteFrom the stuff after the last lan party
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Next time we should do a Deadmen video diary, plastic guns included
Any plans to do this?[/b]
maybe we could even higher some paintball guns and do CS for real :-D
FBG a bit over the op aint it?
i will b bringing my collection of broken bb guns again maybe ill get round it fixing one or 2 of em soon, i may even have a[new] working one by then.
QuoteFBG a bit over the op aint it?
i will b bringing my collection of broken bb guns again maybe ill get round it fixing one or 2 of em soon, i may even have a[new] working one by then.
i figure the hotel/function room owners wouldn't be impressed either. :lol:
I still have a replica Ak47 from the last Lan - we never got round to organizing a competition to win it......and believe me its well worth it - genuine 100% plastic with real ak47 type sounds.It has a street value of £1.99(but that was in a sale) so inc 2% inflation rate that makes it worth about £0.99
What more could you ask for
QuoteI still have a replica Ak47 from the last Lan - we never got round to organizing a competition to win it......and believe me its well worth it - genuine 100% plastic with real ak47 type sounds.It has a street value of £1.99(but that was in a sale) so inc 2% inflation rate that makes it worth about £0.99
What more could you ask for
OOOooohhhh i want i want
QuoteQuoteFrom the stuff after the last lan party
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Next time we should do a Deadmen video diary, plastic guns included
Any plans to do this?[/b]
maybe we could even higher some paintball guns and do CS for real :-D[/b]
Hehehe- FBG get a grip of yourself(not tooo tightly now) you'll be suggesting next we get converted paintball guns using Live ammo and play for real....this is sposed to be virtual couch potato stuff...i'm not getting my CT uniform dirty playing for real :)
ok this may be more our style, water pistols with beer/vodka etc, brings a whole new meaning to drinking a yard of ale.....through a super soaker :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
QuoteQuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game[/b]
No problems - in which case I'll definitely bring one along to use as another server - it won't have the server-side CS or anything game-wise installed so someone will need to bring the relevant software for it. It will be more than fast enough to run as a server though. If I remember rightly I ran a LAN game on my machine for us at the last LAN and played on it as well - we did it with both UT2003 and CS, no lag :)
TL.
Quoteok this may be more our style, water pistols with beer/vodka etc, brings a whole new meaning to drinking a yard of ale.....through a super soaker :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He He Like your thinking, especially as then super soaker that I have has a backpack that holds a gallon!
Gallon of ale anyone :beer:
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOldie.......will you still be able to supply a server ?
I'll probably be able to bring at leats one, possibly two spare PCs (Athlon 1600+ & Athlon 1900+) in addition to my own gaming machine. So if we need machines to run as servers.....
TL. 8)[/b]
If 30ppls do turn up it might be worthwhile bringing another server in addition to Oldies - whether its used to run a second CS server or another game[/b]
No problems - in which case I'll definitely bring one along to use as another server - it won't have the server-side CS or anything game-wise installed so someone will need to bring the relevant software for it. It will be more than fast enough to run as a server though. If I remember rightly I ran a LAN game on my machine for us at the last LAN and played on it as well - we did it with both UT2003 and CS, no lag :)
TL.[/b]
ok TL but that means you've volunteered to be one of the first at the Lan so's we have time to load the s/ware etc
reckon 08:00am arrival - time to fit 2 b/fasts in :)
Roger that - I'll be there nice and early then - no worries. You ever known me miss a LAN breakfast? :D
TL 8)
Yes, someone *needs* to bring a video camera!!
I think everyone should bring a toy gun, its allready been established that we cant play CS, so at least we can look the part :P
QuoteRoger that - I'll be there nice and early then - no worries. You ever known me miss a LAN breakfast? :D
TL 8)
TL's plate was SO clean after the last bfast that it didnt even look like he had eaten off of it!!!!!
now thats what i call hunger
have phoned tescos and told them the dates, they are now arranging the slaughter of local oxen and wilderbeast and the installation of battery hens in the car parking area so that they can cope with me and tealeaf's breakfast demands all you skinny sods are on ur own !!!
Quotehave phoned tescos and told them the dates, they are now arranging the slaughter of local oxen and wilderbeast and the installation of battery hens in the car parking area so that they can cope with me and tealeaf's breakfast demands all you skinny sods are on ur own !!!
Hehehe...spoken like a true team player.
Ever thought of changing your nick to something more to your character like- Fatbackstabbinglittlewillybastard
Catchy...
how'd you know its little furry bolox, even i haven't seen it for 20 years and don't you lecture me on teamplay mr "i can't be arsed to reinstall cs on my super spanky new machine and then play it with all you scummers" i am so gonna make you pay for this at the lan !!! i hope theres no mix up with the rooms and you accidently end up in the same room with smitey and jas, those northern boys really know how to go to work on a big bitter shandy drinking ballet dancing i live in the middle of nowhere and i'll never get broadband boo hoo soft southern gobshite like yourself !
luv and kisses
FatdonkeystallionBob
ROFLMAO.
Go FatBob.
ROFL FATBOB
Slap the bitch down.......... :D
Yay FB. You SO own his sorry ass... Go FatBob, go FatBob, go FatBob
D"Pouring petrol on the flames"M
oh look, FatBob is abusing small woodland creatures again.
Children please.....
QuoteChildren please.....
If that's a request, I'm not helpin you out...I'm not like that, no matter what Smite says...I know he likes man-love..
ROFL!
Quotehow'd you know its little furry bolox, even i haven't seen it for 20 years and don't you lecture me on teamplay mr "i can't be arsed to reinstall cs on my super spanky new machine and then play it with all you scummers" i am so gonna make you pay for this at the lan !!! i hope theres no mix up with the rooms and you accidently end up in the same room with smitey and jas, those northern boys really know how to go to work on a big bitter shandy drinking ballet dancing i live in the middle of nowhere and i'll never get broadband boo hoo soft southern gobshite like yourself !
luv and kisses
FatdonkeystallionBob
Phew - that was certainly a big blast of hot air that just wafted out from your bottom -smells of donkey stallion sh*te to me. 8O
Now call me Phsychic but i'm detecting some bad vibes - a little pent up frustration and anger in there maybe - getting your sorry TANGO kicked a little too much, you haven't got broadband either ??.Do you feel better now its off your chest
Reading between the lines what your really trying to say is your missing me and begging me to come back. :)
As for the Northern Mafiaoso, i aint scared of them , i'll take them girlies on - they have smaller willies than you(its cold up there you know) :)
Missing you loads
XXXXXXXXXXXX
see what i mean, can't even be bothered to sign in now can you. probably sitting up a tree fiddling with your nuts...bloody management...white collar yuppie....come the revolution m8 you will definatly be first up against the wall !!! and i'm warming up the gun right now
miss you too
FB
'ere FB Will you answer your soddin Mob phone - i've been trying to get hold of you
Love SS
I cant activate my new p/word - i'll try at home later.
QuoteI think everyone should bring a toy gun, its allready been established that we cant play CS, so at least we can look the part :P
i can just see a post on the forums after the next lan,
DEADMEN SPEND THE NIGHT IN CELLS
after they call out the armed response unit as we run down the road with toy guns, thats how stupid the gun laws r now.
QuoteDEADMEN SPEND THE NIGHT IN CELLS
after they call out the armed response unit as we run down the road with toy guns, thats how stupid the gun laws r now.
If we all start to bunny hop when the armed reponse unit arrives, they will never catch us.
:D
why dont we go the full tfc hog and conc jump over the police cars then,,,,,,,o coz i dont think conc jumping or bunny hopping works in real lfe
I want to come .... please make my missus non pregnant!!!!!!
Can someone lend me a helicopter for the weekend.....Can you get booked for drunkin drivin in one of those?
Can u attend a LAn and not DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QuoteI want to come .... please make my missus non pregnant!!!!!!
Hmmm you only have yourself to blame for that one I'm afraid!!
QuoteQuoteI want to come .... please make my missus non pregnant!!!!!!
Hmmm you only have yourself to blame for that one I'm afraid!![/b]
You sure about that?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
ahh thats a shame that the clan kiwi aint comming, he was even comming to lans when he wasnt in dmw, infact his first cs games were lanning wernt they rad?
QuoteI want to come .... please make my missus non pregnant!!!!!!
Can someone lend me a helicopter for the weekend.....Can you get booked for drunkin drivin in one of those?
Can u attend a LAn and not DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry Rad i'm sure its just a bad case of wind. Afterall it takes plenty of seed to get a women pregnant.....not just the one giant Pip you carry round in your nutsack :P
Aii sheepy the dMw hooked me up to the CS addiction big stylee, come a long way since that one.
Squirrel u might think that your nutsack has one odd looking ball in it, but god gave me two perfectly formed footballs to do my sperm spawning, unlike your mono ball , u spawn camping shadow of a man that u r.
PS: Can i share a room if i get the pass?
QuoteI want to come .... please make my missus non pregnant!!!!!!
Can someone lend me a helicopter for the weekend.....Can you get booked for drunkin drivin in one of those?
Can u attend a LAn and not DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christ mate i got her into that state now you want me to undo it....i think your asking a bit much but hang on while i get my baseball bat :twisted: :twisted:
You go girl :lol:
QuoteQuoteI want to come .... please make my missus non pregnant!!!!!!
Hmmm you only have yourself to blame for that one I'm afraid!![/b]
I've heard he's widdled it down to a shortlist of potential blamees. Yes he is on it :lol:
I think it's only fair that Radders is present at the birth considering he was absent for the conception.
Thats some adulterous talk going on her/e
i think TuToNiC is the father!!!! 8O
QuoteI think it's only fair that Radders is present at the birth considering he was absent for the conception.
Wellllllllllll Oldie you should be ashamed of yourself.Heres all us having a little light laugh and jolification with no malicious intent and you have to go and spoil it with your insidous accusations maligning Rad's claim to fatherhood - leaving him in tears. I tell you he's a broken Kiwi. I'm going to have to go to the toilet with him to console his broken spirit. :cry:
So who dyou think the real father is...huh cuz there aint now way its that steaming bent gayboy sheepshagga.(nothin personal Rad) :)
oi
/best bill clinton voice
i did not have sexual relations with that kiwi.
/end lying twat impression
Well you unsexed unrefined australian sheep loving pieces of freaks. A man has a honest moment and the clan responds like this, My father (and no he was not the woollen kind, or ma Ma(even tho it sounds like Ba)) would of had the shotgun out by now and start sharpening up the holes of your arses. You squeal like a pig BOY!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM
Lets concentrate on the LAN ahead and not on my UNFOUNDED sterile flying chism.
And Sheepehs mum was a bleater!!
/me is now back from Florida....
Ill be there the same arrangements as last time would be splendid FatBob :)
/me wonders who 'guest' is and why FatBob is offering a service to anonymous! 8O
'Guest' should reveal real name so that we can make sure your name is on the attendance list!
Cheers!
TL. 8)
Quote/me wonders who 'guest' is and why FatBob is offering a service to anonymous! 8O
'Guest' should reveal real name so that we can make sure your name is on the attendance list!
Cheers!
TL. 8)
LionHeart - yes they've been boyfriends for some time now
SS suck my danglies
Damn stoopid log-in
QuoteSS suck my danglies
I'm not the suckling type :)
Hmmm....... well all I know is someone called "SS" said "sukkee sukkee 5 dowwa".
That would have been Stryker at the last dMw LAN. He will, apparently for "fi dollah", be happy to "luv u long time"...
DM
ah voice comms and the fun we have while waiting for Ghost Recon game to start :-)
are there any places left looking for 3 - 6
Quoteare there any places left looking for 3 - 6
The venue will certainly be big enough - not sure about accomodation though.
And where have we got to re: switches..i seem to remember someone(can't remember who) volunteering a 24 switch box.Can anyone say if this offer is still on the table or if theres an alternative
QuoteQuoteare there any places left looking for 3 - 6
The venue will certainly be big enough - not sure about accomodation though.
And where have we got to re: switches..i seem to remember someone(can't remember who) volunteering a 24 switch box.Can anyone say if this offer is still on the table or if theres an alternative[/b]
GFK?
I've all but got my hands on a 24 port switch, can possibly get 2..Closer to the time I'll try and *aquire* a 4000Cat.
I should still be able to get my grubby little mitts on a 10/100 24 port switch. I'll inquire and let you know.
come on u gotta arrange 1 where u dont have to sleep in some1 elses room, and i am only 15 so i dont trust peeps like tea and old bloke in my room 8)
Quotecome on u gotta arrange 1 where u dont have to sleep in some1 elses room, and i am only 15 so i dont trust peeps like tea and old bloke in my room 8)
Smite is the one you should fear ...
15? Right you can er...share my room..I get scared so we might have to 'Jackson' up in the dark.... :twisted:
Quotecome on u gotta arrange 1 where u dont have to sleep in some1 elses room, and i am only 15 so i dont trust peeps like tea and old bloke in my room 8)
This is probably not the best time to tell you then that I will in fact be sleeping with my son. :D
QuoteQuotecome on u gotta arrange 1 where u dont have to sleep in some1 elses room, and i am only 15 so i dont trust peeps like tea and old bloke in my room 8)
Smite is the one you should fear ...[/b]
Hes got a point.....
QuoteThis is probably not the best time to tell you then that I will in fact be sleeping with my son.
Be very careful where you say that it may be taken the wrong way 8O 8O
i think i'll go out on the streets, U ALL SOUND PERVERTED ()its not like i mind tho)
Well, I would love to come, BUT it's too bloody far away! How am I going to get a train there carrying a PC??? lol
With great difficulty! Oh, and I'm broke as well, so no, I can't make it!
I'm coming up the M3, then I'm coming up whatever god forsaken cart track takes me there. if anyone is on the way, doesn't talk much and will brush my back hair whilst I drive, I'll pick 'em up.
Not sure if I'm lifting with Sadako and Albert yet.....I woulda thought so.
QuoteI'm coming up the M3, then I'm coming up whatever god forsaken cart track takes me there. if anyone is on the way, doesn't talk much and will brush my back hair whilst I drive, I'll pick 'em up.
Not sure if I'm lifting with Sadako and Albert yet.....I woulda thought so.
Arriving at Heatrow Terminal 3 at 11.10 on Friday, 9 May. Albert is going to pick me up and then we (you included) are going to hit the pubs. :thumbsup:
which pubs and where about??????
probably miles away from me any way.
Quotewhich pubs and where about??????
probably miles away from me any way.
Ask Albert ... I don't know shit about shit. :lol: