A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and
also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then
come back and tell me what you learned.
So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep
with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
The mother replied, Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity
like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I
would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to
his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between
potentially and
realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million
quid, but
realistically we're living with two slappers.
The father replied, "That's my boy."
:lmfao: Pure class Mr Killah! :D
QuoteOriginally posted by Cadaver@Apr 22 2005, 06:58 AM
:lmfao: Pure class Mr Killah! :D
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lol
:lmfao:
Hehe great one :D