Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Bunce on May 05, 2005, 10:26:58 AM

Title: Together At Last
Post by: Bunce on May 05, 2005, 10:26:58 AM
A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
That husband died too.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before  her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this
very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."