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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 10, 2003, 08:26:59 AM

Title: How to wash the Cat
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 10, 2003, 08:26:59 AM
How To Wash The Cat

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1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be
quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.

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Sincerely, The DOG


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Title: How to wash the Cat
Post by: MAD_ness on January 10, 2003, 12:24:11 PM
LOL

wonder if my cat would  ?????

nah probably not

 :)
Title: How to wash the Cat
Post by: sheepy on January 10, 2003, 03:46:48 PM
very funny but very crule, u think the rspca wouldnt bust ur ass after that?
Title: How to wash the Cat
Post by: MisterEggs on January 10, 2003, 06:02:40 PM
From experience, i really wouldn't recommend it. i've lost nearly 5 cats now trying to wash them like this.

(nearly five, as the fifth we fitted with a long rope to drag him back up the pipe. And he came out dirtier than when he went in)
Title: How to wash the Cat
Post by: TeaLeaf on January 10, 2003, 06:11:56 PM
QuoteFrom experience, i really wouldn't recommend it. i've lost nearly 5 cats now trying to wash them like this.
Stick a sieve into the toilet before you wash the cat.  But remember to take it out again afterwards  :D

TL.  8)
Title: How to wash the Cat
Post by: Tufty on January 10, 2003, 07:00:08 PM
do you cook often tl?  8O