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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Vincentvega on July 03, 2005, 05:19:47 PM

Title: Chav jokes
Post by: Vincentvega on July 03, 2005, 05:19:47 PM
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
Title: Chav jokes
Post by: Dingo on July 03, 2005, 09:31:46 PM
Nice  :lmfao:
Title: Chav jokes
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on July 04, 2005, 09:35:29 AM
More chav madness here (http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm)


Does contain swearing.