Paper Bag

[Thulsa Doom]

A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The
doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next
week for he results.

The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to be told by
his doctor that he has Hepatitis B. "But how can this be," he cries,
"I'm only a paper bag."

"Well, er, have you been sharing needles, giving blood, anything like
that?"

"I've said before," the paper bag sobs, "How can I? I'm only a paper
bag."






"Ahhhh," says the doctor shaking his head sadly, "As I suspected - your
mother must have been a carrier."

[Luminance]

thats one really lame yoke, :S kinda disturbing too

[Bob]

Jamoe, you now officially have a competitor who seems to be at your level

For everyone else... run and hide while these two fight it off between each other :frusty:

[Hektor]

there was a survey in england. the result: 50% of the woman think their ass is too fat, 40% of the woman think their ass is ugly, and 10% are glad that they married him.

[Hektor]

well, my english isnt very good. i hope you understand me

[DuVeL]

We understand, but then again, if you would have typed it in German I would have gotten it also.

[Bk]

there was a survey in england. the result: 50% of the woman think their ass is too fat, 40% of the woman think their ass is ugly, and 10% are glad that they married him.

Mate, you're ruining the thread, can't you see it's bad jokes only. :lmfao:

[kregoron]

Thulsa... didyou hit your head again?
that was a great competitor to Jamoe..
 
Nice one hektor

[delanvital]

Jamoe, you now officially have a competitor who seems to be at your level

For everyone else... run and hide while these two fight it off between each other :frusty:

:ninja:

Nice one Hektor