Bridget in a Suitcase

[TeaLeaf]

Anyway, ignoring the fact that it was not Bridget in a suitcase (that was just to get your attention), I had a good chuckle at the stupidity of some police statements when I read this news item on the BBC.

Police uncover body in suitcase
Detectives who uncovered the remains of a man buried in a suitcase "strongly believe" that he was murdered.

Huh?? "Strongly believe"??  How many people do you know who can lock themselves in a suitcase and then bury themselves alive?  Of course it was murder you muppets! :frusty:

TL.

[OldBloke]

Our local ice cream van man was found dead covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles.

Police think he topped himself.

:getmecoat:

[Thulsa Doom]

There is the remote (too remote to be seen with a telescope) chance his family couldn't afford a proper funeral :g:

[Aquilifer]

Maybe he was a wannabe Houdini, who's last trick went horribly wrong.

[Anonymous]

Its an open and shut case :getmecoat:

[spiritus]

I blame the pinguins :blink:
nice find TL,the police are wierd sometimes :doh:

[Luminance]

Anyway, ignoring the fact that it was not Bridget in a suitcase (that was just to get your attention), I had a good chuckle at the stupidity of some police statements when I read this news item on the BBC.


Huh?? "Strongly believe"??  How many people do you know who can lock themselves in a suitcase and then bury themselves alive?  Of course it was murder you muppets! :frusty:

TL.

maybe he volunteered :woot2:

[Jamin]

the police are wierd

It's required as part of their job description.

[smilodon]

I was not remotely interested in Bridget and her depraved suitcase based antics. Therefore I did not feel compelled to click on the link. As a result I did not read this thread and did not make a reply. I just wanted everyone to know that. Thank you