Why are wedding dresses white?

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Doorman

August 02, 2008, 08:08:54 PM
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE  THIS!
 Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum,  why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,  

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'  

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his  father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at  his son in surprise and says,


































 
 'Son, all  household appliances come in white.'  










     

T-Bag

#1
August 02, 2008, 09:14:16 PM
Yes...me likes. good one.
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Luminance

#2
August 02, 2008, 10:05:06 PM
woah thats lil harsh, if i tell that to my sis she'll hate me :P

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Doorman

#3
August 02, 2008, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: Luminance;239761woah thats lil harsh, if i tell that to my sis she'll hate me :P
Too late bro. :norty:










     

GhostMjr

#4
August 03, 2008, 01:41:17 PM
Nice one Ron :D.

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Le Rouge

#5
August 03, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
If only it was just as easy to operate...
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DuVeL

#6
August 03, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
Quote from: Le Rouge;239835If only it was just as easy to operate...

A manual aswell.
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Alma

#7
August 03, 2008, 11:42:40 PM
is it weird that i think this is a great joke? doesn't seem like the kind of thing a lass should laugh at
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Doorman

#8
August 04, 2008, 12:26:10 AM
Quote from: KnowTheFEAR;239867is it weird that i think this is a great joke? doesn't seem like the kind of thing a lass should laugh at
I don't know, ARE you a lass?










     

Alma

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August 04, 2008, 12:28:35 PM
Quote from: Doorman;239869I don't know, ARE you a lass?

indeed i am. thought i'd mentioned that in a few posts here.. maybe not
I don\'t wanna get naked with the bears!! And stop tryna stick that in me!!

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Doorman

#10
August 04, 2008, 02:27:51 PM
Quote from: KnowTheFEAR;239928indeed i am. thought i'd mentioned that in a few posts here.. maybe not
I didn't know that. :doh:










     

spiritus

#11
August 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
made me giggle :lmfao:
gonna remember this one :devil:
                   
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