You couldn't make it up

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Weird Things that have happened in the world this week.

500 copies of playboy, playgirl and penthouse were delivered to a nuns residence in Argentina with a note saying "Look what you are missing out on in the real world." The nuns din't see the funny side and complained to the police.

Health stats just released in Oz show 122 people a year have one or more toes shaved off by out of control lawn mowers.

Police in Dallas are confused after finding 30 freshly cut human testicles in a box by the side of the road. Nobodys come forward to claim them and police remain baffled.

A man in Durban has been arrested for walking two fully grown tigers on a lead through a bust shopping mall.

A vibrating condom and anti-haemorrhoid chair featured at an inventors' trade fair in Geneva this week.

Dale Henderson, the 638lb giant who last week won the north american belly flop contest in his home town of vancouver, canada now calls himself an artist. saying that you need proper form and the right breathing technique to create the perfect belly flop.

Hungarian prostitute Elga, 92, is retiring this week after shagging more than 175,000 men. Elga's been the star attraction of the red light district since she turned 90.

[Whitey]

retired at 92.... lazy :bitch: