Damn dog

[smite]

Question:-
How do you take an open tuna can off a rottweiler that dont want to give it up. That when you go near it he grips it harder making blood trickle from his mouth from the sharp edges.

This was the problem i faced yesterday when i made some tunas sarnies and put 2 tuna tins in the bin. I heard a crunching noise when upstairs on PC went down to see what noise was and was in the situation above..

Do you:-
A: Charge at him and try and grab it producing more blood.
B: Shout at him real loud and hope he shits himself and drops it.
C: Find some treat he really likes and give him that.

Well i did A then B and ended up doing C and then cleaned blood up.

[sheepy]

well 1 thing 2 say there

u tit, u should have done c 1st]

[smilodon]

I have exactly the same problem with my Girlfriend


...except of course it's not tins of tuna




..it's mackerel

[MAD_ness]

you should have given me a call ........I could have brought my cat round ....that would have took nook's mind off the tuna !!
 :lol:

[smite]

It wasnt the tuna he had something and i wanted it, that was all damn dog wont give anything up if he isnt meant to have it.

[Gandalf]

ahhh, don't u just love dogs

My mother had a dog once. (Don't laugh) It was a poodle. But this thing was a poodle from hell! It would strip your skin off if you so much as looked at it funny.

Damn thing went on for 15 years too. Didn't live, it just 'continued'  :x

[Aga]

With your right hand, grab him tightly by the balls. When he opens his mouth to yelp, use your free left hand to remove said tin of tuna.

It a tried and tested method and perfectly safe.   :twisted:

Let us know how you get on.

[smite]

If you want to try grabbing my Dogs balls you try but Can you play CS with one hand???

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Hmm Thinks grab rotties balls and expect to be able to remove can of tuna with other hand and survive whole incident with limbs intact...Nope can't see that one.

C is the best bet distract them with something else they like, works on my lurcher and greyhound.  He he he suckers!! :twisted:

[Stryker]

How about:

E: Wear wifes fir coat, no pants and act seductivly on all fours.... then while he's givin u one the missus can retreive the can.

Better still, the missus wears the coat and you grab the can.

[smite]

Have you been spying on my missus again while im at work......You perv.....

See anything good coz i dont  

[SecretSquirrel]

Show him your little willy, his jaw will drop in amazement just before as he rolls about the floor laughing

[smite]

LOL Bastid

[sheepy]

im still wondering when squizza is gunna b on the MH again.