20 things we have learned from the movies:

[Gh0st Face Killah]

1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a
   strip joint at least once.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit
   level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
   the control tower to talk you down.

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
   will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

5. Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the
   price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to
   turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

7. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

8. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

9. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone you bump into
   will know all the steps.

10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut.
    You will always choose the right one.

11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
    communications system of any invading alien society.

12. Extremely beautiful and intelligent women are likely to become
    prostitutes or welders.

13. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
    involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to
    attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner
    until you have knocked out their predecessors.

14. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
    bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make
    sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total
    opposite.

16. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
    other.

17. Radiation causes interesting mutations - not to your future children
    but to you, right there and then.

18. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert
    on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

19. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

20. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their
    archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley
    systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man eating sharks which will
    allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

[Dingo]

Urban legends methinks!!   :lol:  :lol:

[sheepy]

agreed.

how can u sum up movies like that every single one is its own directors very special and individual interpretation.
ie none of the police acadamys are anythink like the same, same goes for the leathal weapon films

[Stryker]

oh shut up sheepy, and pull that dictionary out your TANGO while your at it.

[MAD_ness]

ROFLMAO

subtle as ever Stryker !!

 :lol:  :lol: