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A Little Boy

Started by Dingo, April 14, 2006, 12:50:02 PM

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Dingo

A little boy walks up to a farmer & says, Mr. Farmer I was down by the creek in your field and saw some milkweed. Would be alright if I get my Mom some milk?
The farmer laughs and says, go ahead & get all you want. About a half hour later the boy comes back with a pail of milk & the farmer is completely stunned.

The next day the boy comes back & says, Mr. Farmer while I was getting that milk yesterday I noticed some goldenrod growing down there, can I go and get some of the gold? The farmer laughs again & says to take all the gold he wants.
One hour later the boy comes back with a large sack of gold. Now the farmer is really stunned.

The next day the boy walks up to the farmer & says, When I was down at the creek getting the gold I noticed some PUSSYWILLOWS.

The farmer said Wait just one minute while I get My coat !!!
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