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Started by Thulsa Doom, April 13, 2007, 09:20:32 AM

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Thulsa Doom

One day God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley Lord?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God sighed and explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river and over the hill,
into the cave and eventually finds the woman.
Then, in about twenty minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin said angrily,
"Oh for Heaven's sake, what is it now?"
And Adam said "What's a headache?

Nefertem

Poor Adam :lmfao:
[imga=right]http://www.tsuriai.dk/ms4.jpg[/imga]Nefertem - lvl 80 Nelf warrior, Aszune
Livtraser - lvl 80 noom mage, Aszune
Legba - lvl 71 Nelf rogue, Aszune
Shegoat (formerly Pentesil
éa) - lvl 80 draenei shaman, Aszune
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As a species we\'re fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up ways to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
- Ollie, The Mist

DuVeL

:lmfao: Nice 1!
Made me lol @ work...
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
[/QUOTE]

spiritus

Hahahaha :lmfao:
                   
Regards: Spiritus
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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti!
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sheepy

awwwwwww poor dude
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Luminance

so that headache excuse is 12.000 years old :O

Also known as Lycan Lumi - On Aszune known as: Luminescence lvl 80 shammy
Best knife, double kill:
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-Sithy with knife.
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-R@ng3R with knife.

Bk

Expected several endings for that one, the one I got beat them all. :lmfao:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]