Navy Hunting Dog

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In the Blue Ridge Mountains, there was a retired sailor who was  reputed to have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of "Chief"
  Three Admirals went-up into the mountains and wanted to rent him. The  old sailor said good hunting dog,...gonna cost ya $50.00 a day." They  agreed and three days later came back with the limit.
 The next year  they came back. "Chief" got better, gonna cost you $75.00 a day," again  they agreed, and 2 days later they came back with the limit.
 The  third year they came back and told the old sailor they had to have  "Chief" even if it cost $100.00 a day. The old sailor replied, "You can  have the worthless mutt for $5.00 a day, and I'm overcharging you  $4.00!!"
 The bewildered Admirals asked, "But we don't understand, what happened to him?"
 "Well, a crew from the Navy base in Norfolk came up and rented him. One  of the idiots called him Master Chief , and he's just been sitting on  his ass barkin' ever since..."