Famous Sex Quotes

[Gh0st Face Killah]

FAMOUS SEX QUOTES

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural
    wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
    neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
    meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
    good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
   at all."
 
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back
    seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
    getting married."
 
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
    sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
    Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
    condemned building."

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More of the same:

 

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

Garry Shandling
 

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Bill Watterson , Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"

 

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

 

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

Jimmy Demaret

 

The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.

Alfred Kinsey

 

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Dick Brandon

 

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

Tom Clancy

 

It's not that I don't enjoy it, but it's kind of like a trip to Disneyland. You get so excited about a ride on the Matterhorn, and then when it's over, you realize you wasted all that time in line for a minute and a half upside down and the chance to throw up.

Murphy Brown, on "The Sex Thing"

 

I'm against group sex because I wouldn't know where to put my elbows.

Martin Cruz Smith

 

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Bill Maher
 

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen
 

A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.

Victor Lownes
 

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

Swami X
 

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Woody Allen
 

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Anonymous (but we like to think it was Joe Torre)

[Dr Sadako]

Science is like sex, sometimes something useful come out of it, but that is not why we do it.