Apologies to InitialD

Started by Doorman, February 19, 2006, 11:19:05 AM

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Doorman

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.


Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take Off all your crose."  The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed.


Dr Chang then said OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see.  Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"


Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is







when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass".










     

KKND


MAD_ness

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fantastic  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Dingo

Excellent! :roflmao:  :roflmao:
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IntitalD

anythings do to me, only is chinese??? u can laugh to the charactor as he funny,(same as me)  but dont be racist to chinese so that is ok. :dummy:  :)

Blunt

QuoteOriginally posted by IntitalD@Feb 22 2006, 10:09 PM
anythings do to me, only is chinese??? u can laugh to the charactor as he funny,(same as me) but dont be racist to chinese so that is ok. :dummy: :)
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I don't think it was racist InitialD....it wasn't making fun of the chinese guy, the joke is only about his accent...and an ugly woman :roflmao:

so if anything...it's slightly sexist and guilty of stereotyping

but it's still funny....very old....but still funny :lol:
Regards
Blunt


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Doorman

Of course it isn't racist! It's funny .  :angry:










     

delanvital

And he did write "Apologies" in advance... to state that this has nothing to do with you...

A Twig

Guys you misunderstand what he is saying. He is saying he isn't offended, because it pokes fun at the character. Therefore it is ok. Sheesh you guys
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OldBloke

QuoteOriginally posted by A Twig@Feb 23 2006, 12:03 AM
Guys you misunderstand what he is saying. He is saying he isn't offended, because it pokes fun at the character. Therefore it is ok. Sheesh you guys
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Doorman

Right! That's it! That's my first and last 'Chinese' joke.  <_<