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Started by Cadaver, May 04, 2006, 09:39:45 PM

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Cadaver

So there I was, minding my own business at the gym this evening, attempting to get fit. There's a call over the tannoy.

"Would the owner of a blue Honda, etc, etc. Please come to the reception."

Can't have left my lights on thinks I.  The car can't have been nicked as she's just read out the reg.  And then I start to get a feeling of dread.  :(

Arrive in reception to find a rather sheepish looking young girl, who proceeds to ask me outside. Where I find the dozy mare has done:

this, this, and this

whilst attempting to park next to me.  :angry:

At least she's insured and admitted full liability there and then.  Although I'm pretty livid, I also respect her for having the integrity to come inside and own up.

My insurer's have told me to go ahead and get an estimate at a Honda dealer.  At least it's a no-brainer for them to decide where the blame lies.

I've only had the thing a month!!!  :frusty:  :doh:

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Toxteth

URL not found! But i'm sure the damage is infuriating...

How did she do all three? Did she smash, reverse, smash, reverse, smash then park?

Fair play to her for owning up.

Hope you get it sorted soon mate  :(

Blunt

can you get a sh*g out of it?

try to turn a negative into a positive :P

Benny...advise :P
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Cadaver

QuoteOriginally posted by Blunt@May 4 2006, 10:07 PM
can you get a sh*g out of it?
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:roflmao:

If I were single mate, and the missus hadn't been with me, I'm sure the thought would've crossed my mind.  She was a bit young though.  Think she'd only just passed her driving test.

Jeez.  I hope Tracy doesn't read this...  :blink:
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Benny

eye for an eye I say.

You could have scraped your pride and joy up and down her thighs before banging into her repeatedly.
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Penfold

QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@May 4 2006, 10:50 PM
eye for an eye I say.

You could have scraped your pride and joy up and down her thighs before banging into her repeatedly.
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 :lmfao:

Gotta give her full credit for putting her hands up to it. That said - she does sound like a complete muppet.

Forget the pics of the car - did you manage to take any of her ?  :D  :D

Sorry all the same mate

PEN

Blunt

QuoteForget the pics of the car - did you manage to take any of her ? biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
EH? EH?
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Blunt


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DuVeL

Woman and parking...
The other day my bosses wife drops by looking sad, she hit a light... :huh:

GL with getting the money and so back for your car to be sorted.
And yeah, where's her picture... :dribble:
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sheepy

thats not to bad at least its still going to be fully working / drivable and you can still drive it untill its fixed
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Sn00ks

Not to put a damper on things but if this accident occured in the car park then this could be considered private property and her insurance company may refuse to pay.  :(  In which case you may be stuck trying to claim the money off her.  :ranting:
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delanvital

Aw dang. Sorry to see that mate  :( I wonder how much space she had to 'attempt' parking... Yeah, nice to see that she had the guts to go and get you.

Benny, you just saved my day  8)

Well, my fiancee just made the 2nd dent in her car in 4 months when trying to park on top of some boulders. Continue like that and it would be hard to tell what make and model... ehm, yeah, hope she does not read here  :blush:

Dewey

Unlucky mate, but no-one was hurt and she's admitted liability - sure a bit of a pain for you but hey on the brightside you get BRAND spanking new panels   :D

Hippy


Cadaver

QuoteOriginally posted by Sn00ks@May 5 2006, 09:35 AM
Not to put a damper on things but if this accident occured in the car park then this could be considered private property and her insurance company may refuse to pay.  :(  In which case you may be stuck trying to claim the money off her.  :ranting:
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I did consider that Sn00ks, however as I'm a member of the gym at the local leisure centre, the car park is metered and operated by the local council.  A municipal car park can't be considered private property surely?  :unsure:

And as to all you lot requesting pics of said girlie, I didn't have my camera or mobile on me at the time, and the damage was photographed at home.

If it's wimmen you want, get youselves outside!  It's a lovely summery day out there and the totty should be wall to wall. ;)
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Set a man on fire, and he\'ll be warm for the rest of his life."

Benny

um....I'll have the pictures. I work in Reading.
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