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Subject: Bear Hunting

Bill was excited about his new rifle and decided to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. He bent over to start cleaning it when there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Bill decided to accede to the latter alternative.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bill soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was  a big mistake, Bill, that was my cousin and you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex."

Again, Bill thought it was better to cooperate.  Although he survived, it took several months before Bill finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Bill, you're not out here for the hunting, are you?"

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The follow up to that joke at work was this story

Now for a humorous true hunting story.....

My in-laws live in a rural part of North Carolina. They are
the only year-round residents in their area of Hyco Lake.
Every year hunting season comes around and creates
plenty of excitement in the region....

Now remember hunting in most rural areas of North Carolina
does not involve sitting quietly up in a tree stand all day;
but is more akin to running around in the woods on four wheelers,
with an entire pack of hunting dogs while drinking lots of
beer and communicating with walkie-talkies.

One late morning, my in-laws have a knock at the door,
there are two hunters asking if they can call 911 because
their friend has been injured. They asked "How did he get
hurt" thinking that it was the usual gun shot situation caused
by mishandled weapons in the hands of half drunk hunters.
The hunters told them "No, he was attacked by a deer while
getting off his four wheeler".

Apparently the deer came of the woods, attacked and gored
the hunter who was carrying his gun at the time. The hunter
had a broken fore arm and multiple broken ribs. Most of the
injuries were caused by the deer's hooves.

I guess sometimes the deer does get their revenge....