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Started by Vincentvega, August 01, 2006, 06:47:19 PM

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Vincentvega

My Dog Skippy
 
 A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
 This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very  nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to  feel a little discomfort, thanks to her  nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other  choice, she decides to relieve herself  a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It  wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be  embarrassed, her boyfriend's father  looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern  voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought,  "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning  to feel the pain again. This time, she  didn't even hesitate. She let a much  louder and longer rrrrrip.The father  again looked at the dog and yelled,  "Dammit Skippy!"Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time  she didn't even think about it.  She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog  with disgust and yelled, "Dammit  Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on  you!"
If fortune favours the brave....here\'s a quid

Hippy

:laugh:

I thought it might be about the bush kangaroo.

Vincentvega

you aint old enuff to remember......surely:narnar:
If fortune favours the brave....here\'s a quid

Bastet

lol i quess :blink:
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sheepy

an oldie but a goodie
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

suicidal_monkey

[SIGPIC].[/SIGPIC]

Luminance

what a "crap" joke :P haha

heard it before in dutch with other names, but it stays funny :)

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delanvital

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skippy rocks :D

I can still remember that darn theme...