Are you a geek?

Started by Gandalf, March 20, 2003, 05:13:57 PM

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Gandalf

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Gh0st Face Killah

62%

You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd say it was almost certainly a bad thing.
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Signal

middle o the road at 52% :)

suicidal_monkey

QuoteOfficial Certificate of Geekiness

This is to certify that suicidal_monkey has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 55%. Accordingly he has been awarded the following accolade...

"Is there any better place to be than just above half way? Yes, there is, Mr. Tediously Average! There's nothing so dull as middle-of-the-road mediocrity, and that's you, all right, and it's nothing to be proud of. You've either spent an unhealthy amount of time forcing your inadequate intellect to understand the little you know, or you've settled for knowing the minimum you could get away with, you lazy git."

"you've settled for knowing the minimum you could get away with, you lazy git" :s my numbers up
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Gandalf

wooohoo!!

QuoteOfficial Certificate of Geekiness





This is to certify that Gandalf has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 93%. Accordingly he has been awarded the following accolade...





"Ooh, who's a clever boy then? Or, increasingly (and eventually exclusively) who's a clever girl then? You really are a geek, and you do know your stuff. You didn't get fooled by those laughably easy questions. On the other hand, which did you get wrong? How very annoying. Now you'd better just go back and try it again (and again, and again), or you'll never be able to rest easy. Obsessive idiot."
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smilodon

QuoteOfficial Certificate of Geekiness


This is to certify that Smildon has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving .......OH MY GOD you're a stellar uber-geek.

You are obviously using Mozilla v 1.21 which cannot run the quiz at all, due to the fact that Vnunet clearly can't code it's scripts in a 'standards complaint' manner.

As a Mozilla user you therefore are automatically awarded 100% by default.

We prostrate ourselves before you oh Mighty Lion of the Desert, Oh King of Kong, Oh Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah.

 8)
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Gh0st Face Killah

That says it all really!!! :rofl:
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smilodon

Did it in IE and I was rubbish  :(
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Anonymous

All bow to Gandy. We are not worthy!

JonnyAppleSeed

You are 24% geek
 

Okay, so you've mastered the on/off switch on your computer, but this is nothing to be proud of. Let's face it, a hamster is about as good at computer-related stuff as you. Either take an interest or buy a Mac.



i take it that the lower the number you get the better you are  :lol:  :lol:
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Stryker

You are 62% geek

I got the geek exam type questions right but the cool questions wrong (from a geek's point of view) :-)
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FrEnZy

You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd say it was almost certainly a bad thing.

:o

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Gh0st Face Killah

Hmmmm Redid this at work just now and scored 85% and yes the questions were different. Shows how much I switch out of work mode when at home.

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You're pretty much a nerd, sure enough. So if that's what you wanted to hear, well done, ish. I mean you're a "kind-of" geek, but definitely not gifted. Either you're a hard worker who's as thick as two short sales executives, or you just can't be bothered with detail. Whichever, you're a loser.
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