Wheres my dinner

[smite]

I am sat here waiting for my Cantonese to arrive.
Crispy aromatic duck with pancakey tings n wanton sauce
Prawn toast
Chili ribs
and watever the missus is havin

Hurry the @*#* up im hungry

[smite]

Right its here sod u lot im starvin.......................................... wat the hell am i doing typing this crap for ive got food to ea

[smilodon]

You're posting your diary on the forum??? That really is sad!

But OK here goes..... I'm catching up on the last couple of episodes of The Saddam Show on Sky News.

I scoffed some poncy salad thing at the gym...so it's going to have to be a 'Fat Boy Pizza with Xtra pork pies' later on.

[Gandalf]

I am sat here waiting for my Cantonese to arrive.
Crispy aromatic duck with pancakey tings n wanton sauce
Prawn toast
Chili ribs
and watever the missus is havin

Hurry the @*#* up im hungry

ok, you're gonna get a slapping at the lan! That sounds sooooo tasty!

[smite]

OH and it was!!

I will accept the slapping due to it being absolutely gorgeous!!!

Now im fat i need to go burn it off on MH

[SecretSquirrel]

Now im fat

Aye a truer word was never spoken.......Ya Fat B*stard :lol:

[Stryker]

Now im fat

Aye a truer word was never spoken.......Ya Fat B*stard :lol:[/b]

which ones the truth?  the fact hes now "Fat" or a complete "B*stard"?  :lol:

[smite]

A complete Fatbastard
A bastard who is completely FAT
Either way hes right im fat and a bastard.

[SecretSquirrel]

Smite...........Indian or Chinese at the Lan ??

[Doorman]

Both, by the sound of it!

[Stryker]

whichever has the most peeps there.  thats what I'm going for :-)

[smite]

Which one you going for SS?? as im going to the other

im going for the Chinese..

[sheepy]

chinese = teh win!

those breaking with tradition must b shot!

i only ever go 4 chinese when im with the deadmen so it makes a change for me.

[smite]

Erm... changed my mind going for Indian now

[Stryker]

yeah, I'm going wherever fatty is.