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Doorman

April 10, 2003, 10:37:27 AM
Grave news chaps. I wont be on MH for the next week as I'm getting married on Saturday and the 'intended' has forbidden all computer related activities. I'm not really sure what she has in mind for me but I think it's unremitting SEX! Well, that's what I understand married people do.  :lol:
When I come back I will be a 'responsible' married man. :(  Oh God! What have I done? :end:










     

ChimpBoy

#1
April 10, 2003, 12:03:11 PM
Farewell Doorman - I fear thats the last we'll see of you   :cry:

This week-long ban is just the beginning of a long descent into married hell where not even CS can provide respite (not that I'm cynical ).....
If I wanted you to understand I would have explained it better

Anonymous

#2
April 10, 2003, 12:05:41 PM
That'll teach ya!

All the best Ron - Enjoy yourselves.

JonnyAppleSeed

#3
April 10, 2003, 12:25:07 PM
congrats m8 :lol:

I guess my invite got lost in the post AGAIN :x
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sheepy

#4
April 10, 2003, 12:44:58 PM
sex,,,,, u'll b lucky.....once married u will forget even the meaning of the word [unless she wants something]
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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Doorman

#5
April 10, 2003, 12:59:10 PM
Quotesex,,,,, u'll b lucky.....once married u will forget even the meaning of the word [unless she wants something]

Surely not. My marriage is going to be different. :roll:










     

Squonk

#6
April 10, 2003, 03:08:42 PM
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Surely not. My marriage is going to be different. :roll:
yeah right! :wink:

congrats m8  :D
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Doorman

#7
April 10, 2003, 03:23:48 PM
So what we're getting here is the message that I'm going to join all you disillusioned saddos.  :cry:










     

TeaLeaf

#8
April 10, 2003, 05:08:15 PM
In short, Yes.  8O

w2g Ron - give her one from me...... metaphorically speaking of course  :wink:

TL.  8)
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Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)

Gh0st Face Killah

#9
April 10, 2003, 06:26:42 PM
All the best Ron, Now you know why the first week is called the honeymoon, thats all the sex you'll get!!
-=[dMw]=-Gh0st Face Killah
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Aga

#10
April 10, 2003, 09:35:02 PM
Well done mate. But you do remember the old one: "how do you stop your girlfriend giving you oral sex?"

Marry her


All the best.
Aga

Gandalf

#11
April 10, 2003, 10:02:10 PM
hehe, well done old chap.

don't forget. what's his is hers and what's hers is hers  :lol:
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FBG

#12
April 11, 2003, 01:50:27 PM
!!congratulations!!
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Gone_Away

#13
April 14, 2003, 05:15:43 PM
Kiss your sex-life good-bye.. hehe  :lol:

JonnyAppleSeed

#14
April 14, 2003, 05:31:59 PM
are u gunna post us a pic of the big day  :squarewink:
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

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